Life of Nobody

[BadBeast]

Incredible.

Yeah, we had drills at School, hiding under tables and stuff.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Imma look up the type of snake Hawk.

The stories are all awesome its just I would prefer a little more detail on the particular habits and appearance of the critters. Snakes are particlularly fascinating to me.

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Imma look up the type of snake Hawk.

The stories are all awesome its just I would prefer a little more detail on the particular habits and appearance of the critters. Snakes are particlularly fascinating to me.

Thanks for your input. I am working on more details on the re-write.

[Adios]

Cottonmouths are mean and aggressive. In the spring they can roll up into balls of 50 or more and kind of roll across the water. Some kind of mating thing i guess. They are called cottonmouths because the inside of their mouths are as white as cotton and their breath really stinks. They can move really fast on either land or water but water is their element. Their venom is terrible. Certainly not always fatal but it can do a lot of permanent damage once you are bitten. They have no warning like a rattler so you have to keep your eyes open all the time because if you hear the hiss you may be in real trouble.

The pygmy rattler matures at 6 to 8 inches long and really has no rattles. They are poisionous but are generally too small to get a real bite in you.

The coral snake is the deadliest but again they kind of have to chew on you to get a fang in. Coral snakes can easily be confused with a king snake but the striped color bands are in different order, but don't take a long time deciding if it's a king or a coral snake.

The eastern diamondback is the king of rattlers and I have killed one that was over 6 feet long and as big around as the top of my leg.

[Jasper]

...How did you kill it?  Machete?



Things not to fuck with:  Wu Tang Clan, Hawk's machete.

[Adios]

...How did you kill it?  Machete?



Things not to fuck with:  Wu Tang Clan, Hawk's machete.

Yes, a machete. I will write the entire story about it this week. It will make your skin crawl.

[Roaring Biscuit!]

you sir, have led a colourful life, to say the least!

x

edd

[Adios]

you sir, have led a colourful life, to say the least!

x

edd

We haven't even reached my 19th birthday in the story yet.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

What about water moccasins?

[Eater of Clowns]

Cottonmouths are mean and aggressive. In the spring they can roll up into balls of 50 or more and kind of roll across the water. Some kind of mating thing i guess. They are called cottonmouths because the inside of their mouths are as white as cotton and their breath really stinks. They can move really fast on either land or water but water is their element. Their venom is terrible. Certainly not always fatal but it can do a lot of permanent damage once you are bitten. They have no warning like a rattler so you have to keep your eyes open all the time because if you hear the hiss you may be in real trouble.

The pygmy rattler matures at 6 to 8 inches long and really has no rattles. They are poisionous but are generally too small to get a real bite in you.

The coral snake is the deadliest but again they kind of have to chew on you to get a fang in. Coral snakes can easily be confused with a king snake but the striped color bands are in different order, but don't take a long time deciding if it's a king or a coral snake.

The eastern diamondback is the king of rattlers and I have killed one that was over 6 feet long and as big around as the top of my leg.

Red touches black, you're okay jack.  Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.  That's how I learned it.

These are a really fantastic read, Hawk.  I look forward to more.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm loving this whole thing.

[Adios]

What about water moccasins?

A cottonmouth is a water moccasin.

[Adios]

Cottonmouths are mean and aggressive. In the spring they can roll up into balls of 50 or more and kind of roll across the water. Some kind of mating thing i guess. They are called cottonmouths because the inside of their mouths are as white as cotton and their breath really stinks. They can move really fast on either land or water but water is their element. Their venom is terrible. Certainly not always fatal but it can do a lot of permanent damage once you are bitten. They have no warning like a rattler so you have to keep your eyes open all the time because if you hear the hiss you may be in real trouble.

The pygmy rattler matures at 6 to 8 inches long and really has no rattles. They are poisionous but are generally too small to get a real bite in you.

The coral snake is the deadliest but again they kind of have to chew on you to get a fang in. Coral snakes can easily be confused with a king snake but the striped color bands are in different order, but don't take a long time deciding if it's a king or a coral snake.

The eastern diamondback is the king of rattlers and I have killed one that was over 6 feet long and as big around as the top of my leg.

Red touches black, you're okay jack.  Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.  That's how I learned it.

These are a really fantastic read, Hawk.  I look forward to more.

Thank you!

[Adios]

I'm loving this whole thing.

Thank you!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Water moccasin was one of the names that came up when I searched said snake.

Seemed to fit the description.