Life of Nobody

[Adios]

I was living in Sanford, Fl. and had recently turned 12 years old. Sex had been on my mind for a few months and I was eager and terrified all at the same time to find out what the big deal was. I mean, masturbation was pretty darn good so with my vast experience I couldn't imagine anything better. But from listening to other people talk about it sex with a girl was a LOT better.

So I planned my seduction. I knew enough to want to do it with someone who had already had sex. I figured I would need some instruction. There were plenty of girls but I was looking for a certain type. You know the type. A girl who could and would look you in the eye, had a little bit of the 'dirty girl' thing going on and who you just knew put out.

Finally I decided who it was going to be. She was an 18 year old Seminole Indian and for the sake of being polite I will not tell her name, although I will never forget it.

I waited until the homecoming football game to ask her. Son with a dry mouth and a lot of fear in a trembling voice I asked her if we could have sex, this was at halftime. She turned and looked at me a long time, then she asked me if I had ever done it. I told her no, but i really wanted to. Then she stared at me longer not saying anything.

We were watching the second half kickoff and I asked her if she would again. She kissed me on the side of my face and told me after the game. I have to tell you that was the longest half of football I have ever seen. I was emotionally going nuts. I would go from giddy to terrified in a blink. I was sweating and trembling.

Finally the game was over and I looked at her and asked "How do we do this?" She took my hand and started walking. We found a very dark and secluded place and she guided me through the whole thing. Masturbation was suddenly very low on my to do list. I was now living on another plane of existence.

Of course I fell head over heels in love with her and at this she just laughed. I guess deep down I knew what the feeling really was and of course with her 18 years of experience she certainly knew. I gradually fell out of love with her over the winter and started looking around for other girls.

I was a man of the world now and felt so much different about myself and everything else as well. I don't know how I was lucky enough to find such a gentle and willing teacher for my first time but she will always hold a place in my heart.

[Adios]

Crocketts house was a 2 mile walk if you took the shortcut through the woods. On this shortcut was a house, barn and pond. We had never seen anybody there and even if it was a nice place I don't think it was lived in.

Crockett and me were walking back to Grannys house and we were sitting in the hay loft of the barn just talking like kids do. There were hay bales in the loft so we could get comfortable and look out the loft door, it was a good place to hang out.

Some cows were in the barn and we threw some hay down to them and then forgot all about the cows as we just sat and looked at the sky. We weren't even talking.

I was getting close to dark so we decided we needed to get going. As we were getting ready to leave I noticed one of the cows was right below the hatch.

I had another one of my great ideas. I don't know why my ideas ended up hurting me all the time. They sure seemed like good ideas until I actually did them.

I told Crockett to be real quiet as I lowered myself using my arms until I was about 2 feet over the cows back. When I was in the perfect position I just let go and landed right on that cow.

From the cows reaction, looking back it really wasn't such a good idea. I had never ridden rough stock and there was nothing to hang on to. Well that cow took to bucking real good. The that cow saw the opening out of the barn and was running and bucking at the same time. I had no idea how I had stayed on so far but I really wanted off by this time.

As the cow passed a post that was holding the barn up I leaned over and wrapped my arms around it just to get off of that cow.

That was another bad idea. As I slid down that post I could feel splinters all over my arms, legs and chest. By the time I got to the ground I looked like a porcupine. I could only walk real stiff like with my arms held and my legs apart. Crockett and I got the bigger splinters out so I could get home.

When we got home Granny took the rest out and then whipped me for being stupid. Not for riding the cow, but for being stupid. I didn't have much of an argument for that.

It took 2 weeks to heal from all of those splinters and Crockett laughed every day for those 2 weeks.

That was the last time I ever rode a cow.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I had another one of my great ideas. I don't know why my ideas ended up hurting me all the time. They sure seemed like good ideas until I actually did them.

I can sooooo relate to that 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm about halfway into this, just finished the story with Pancho and the little green snake, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it! Keep them coming

[Adios]

I'm about halfway into this, just finished the story with Pancho and the little green snake, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it! Keep them coming

Glad you are enjoying them. There are plenty more!

[Jasper]

This story rules.

[Adios]

This story rules.

Rarely have I enjoyed a project as much as this one.

[Jasper]

I'd love to write something like this.  A biography.  Mine probably won't have as many deft humanistic touches, or masculine feats, though.

[Adios]

I'd love to write something like this.  A biography.  Mine probably won't have as many deft humanistic touches, or masculine feats, though.

If you look closely you will see a lot of these stories are just every day normal life.

[Jasper]

About half.

"Everyday normal life" for me will never include chopping deadly snakes heads' off.  Or cows, for that matter. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

About half.

"Everyday normal life" for me will never include chopping deadly snakes heads' off.  Or cows, for that matter. 

He chopped a deadly cow's head off??? Fuck me I must have missed that one 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Caught up. Dude, this is excellent. Makes me want to start writing myself (seems like you're giving everyone else the bug too!)

I really liked the little green snake one in particular, as well as the black racer. I guess because of all the venomous snakes like rattlers and cottonmouths, it was a nice contrast to see some cute and playful snakes.

[Adios]

Caught up. Dude, this is excellent. Makes me want to start writing myself (seems like you're giving everyone else the bug too!)

I really liked the little green snake one in particular, as well as the black racer. I guess because of all the venomous snakes like rattlers and cottonmouths, it was a nice contrast to see some cute and playful snakes.

Dok Howl started it.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Caught up. Dude, this is excellent. Makes me want to start writing myself (seems like you're giving everyone else the bug too!)

I really liked the little green snake one in particular, as well as the black racer. I guess because of all the venomous snakes like rattlers and cottonmouths, it was a nice contrast to see some cute and playful snakes.

Dok Howl started it.

Missed that one- do you have the link to the thread?

[Adios]

Caught up. Dude, this is excellent. Makes me want to start writing myself (seems like you're giving everyone else the bug too!)

I really liked the little green snake one in particular, as well as the black racer. I guess because of all the venomous snakes like rattlers and cottonmouths, it was a nice contrast to see some cute and playful snakes.

Dok Howl started it.

Missed that one- do you have the link to the thread?

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24702.0