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Started by Adios, May 13, 2010, 12:41:11 AM

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Sorchafae

busy as crap! lol but the sup isn't here... so i'm doing way to much reading on this site than is probably good for me. teehee. Trolling you is funner than sitting staring at a blank word page when you have writers block. but then again, its fun to troll you!
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Adios

Quote from: Sorchafae on August 30, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
busy as crap! lol but the sup isn't here... so i'm doing way to much reading on this site than is probably good for me. teehee. Trolling you is funner than sitting staring at a blank word page when you have writers block. but then again, its fun to troll you!

I hate writers block. Hope you are enjoying the site.

Adios

Terri and I were at a bar one night with some friends. The place was a half block form our house so it was a safe place to go with no driving.

We were all sitting around talking and just having a good time. Terri and most of the people that were with us worked across the street at a restaurant. After the restaurant closed they would all meet at the bar.

Well a young guy just went nuts. He started screaming and had spittle coming out of his mouth. He was about to attack another guy when we escorted him out the back door. Then he really went nuts.

I thought he was going to kill himself and so did some of the others. I grabbed him and put him on the ground, and I don't know what that kid was on, but I couldn't control him alone. I yelled for help and we all restrained him.

I was trying to get him calmed down and wasn't having much luck. I was holding one of his arms down and Terri was sitting on his chest. Then he spat in Terri's face. Without thought I slapped him across the face. It sounded like a pistol shot. It took him a minute or so to recover and then he spat in my face. I slapped him again.

One of the guys helping wanted to knock him out but I didn't think that was suck a good idea, because I was sure the bar had called the cops. Sure enough right about then they pulled up. Well, we rolled him over on his stomach and a cop handed me his handcuffs and I cuffed him.

Then we all let go and let the cops take over.  We went back inside and were sitting there talking about it. The cops came in to get our statements. One looked at me and asked my name. I was frantically trying to remember if I had my ID on me, but I answered, Charley Brown. He looked at me and said I wasn't in any trouble and he just needed my statement. He asked me what my name was. I showed him my ID.

That kid ended up spending 6 months in a place where they dry people out. I guess it was some crazy mixture of drugs and lots of alcohol. I saw him later and he didn't recognize me so I let it drop.

Adios

I printed this all out last night. After reading it in hard copy, I will tell you there are going to be a lot of rewrites.

Adios

*Gulp*

I now have a literary agent.

*sweating*

Sorchafae

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 11:45:33 AM
*Gulp*

I now have a literary agent.

*sweating*

I'm so proud of you Charley!!!! YAY!!!!
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Adios

Quote from: Sorchafae on September 01, 2010, 03:03:54 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 11:45:33 AM
*Gulp*

I now have a literary agent.

*sweating*

I'm so proud of you Charley!!!! YAY!!!!

Thanks. I guess this is the first step of making this real. I think I'm going to be busy.

Sorchafae

you are going to be VERY busy. OMG did i say that i was proud of you??? 
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

Adios

Quote from: Sorchafae on September 01, 2010, 03:15:35 PM
you are going to be VERY busy. OMG did i say that i was proud of you??? 

:oops:

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Adios


Sorchafae

*grabs Charley by the hands and does the happy dance!* Teehee!!
!!WARNING!! I Have ADOS... Attention-Deficit ...................OH SHINY!!

BadBeast

Quote from: Charley Brown on September 01, 2010, 11:45:33 AM
*Gulp*

I now have a literary agent.

*sweating*
I knew it was only a matter of time. This will go all the way Mate. Congrats.   :mittens:
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Adios

Thanks, now I'm skeered.