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This fucking country is doomed. DOOMED!

Started by Doktor Howl, May 11, 2010, 01:38:41 AM

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Jenne

#30
May 13, 2010, 04:30:36 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!

Yes!  So WANT!

Requia ☣

#31
May 13, 2010, 04:44:10 AM
I just looked at the picture again.

I found even more pretzels.  It's like even her image needs more food.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
May 13, 2010, 06:05:33 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on May 13, 2010, 03:16:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!

Insufficiently manly.  I shall continue to wipe my ass with emory cloth.

you could but bead blast media in the bidet....

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

ThatGreenGentleman

#34
May 14, 2010, 04:15:21 AM
QuoteCALLER
My Comfort Wipe broke off inside my ass.

CSR
I can't help you sir. You need to see a doctor.

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What I need Sharon, is a refund.

Damn right he needs a refund!!!!
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