It's not fucking burritos...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I agree with Felix. Plain chopped tomatoes on tacos are a glowing neon sign that says "I'M A GODDAMNED HONKY."

I'll let my Mexican sister-in-law know. She usually serves tacos with tomatoes, onions, cilantro, chilies and limes in separate dishes on the table so people can dress them as they like.

Also, if you don't like burritos it's only because you've never deep-fried them.

[Doktor Howl]

I agree with Felix. Plain chopped tomatoes on tacos are a glowing neon sign that says "I'M A GODDAMNED HONKY."

I think my white skin might already do that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I agree with Felix. Plain chopped tomatoes on tacos are a glowing neon sign that says "I'M A GODDAMNED HONKY."

I think my white skin might already do that.

Maybe dressing your tacos with plain tomatoes lightens the skin?

What about plain chopped pineapple?

[Jasper]

...On a taco?


Hmm.


Actually...  With pork, that might actually work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

...On a taco?


Hmm.


Actually...  With pork, that might actually work.

Might? It's pretty common on tacos pastor.

Plain tomato is really common on fish tacos.

[Jasper]

It is, come to think it.

Never had tacos pastor, a fact that belongs in the shame thread.

[Dimocritus]

I don't understand Mexican cuisine. Why do they need a million words for "a combination of beef/beans cheese and veggies on a tortillia?"

[Jasper]

If I didn't know better I'd say you were trying to get a rise out of us. 

[Dimocritus]

If I didn't know better I'd say you were trying to get a rise out of us. 

No. Tortilla's are flat-breads.

[Jasper]

Not really, since tortillas are basically corn flour and water.

[Dimocritus]

Not really, since tortillas are basically corn flour and water.

Semantics. Tortillia's are flat corn-breads. Happy? 

[Jasper]

I will grant that, on an abstract level, the recipe is essentially a mix of seasoned plant and animal matter ensconced in a carbohydrate vehicle.  There, however, the similarities end.

[Dimocritus]

I will grant that, on an abstract level, the recipe is essentially a mix of seasoned plant and animal matter ensconced in a carbohydrate vehicle.  There, however, the similarities end.

Thnx. You have Enki'd my joke... 

[Jasper]

Tacos are no joking matter, Dimo.

[Dimocritus]

Tacos are no joking matter, Dimo.

I guess not, eh?