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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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ITT: I SHOW YOU

Started by rong, May 14, 2010, 07:27:47 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: rong on May 14, 2010, 08:22:57 PM
at first, PD was the monster truck i always wanted.

then i realized, you can't drive a monster truck on publick roads.

so i got a dirt bike instead.

Yeah, why work on your weird, when you can just, you know, get drunk and act like a jerk?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Oh, good.  Apparently, he has passed out.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit