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This fucking country is doomed. DOOMED!

Started by Doktor Howl, May 11, 2010, 01:38:41 AM

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Jenne

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!

Yes!  So WANT!

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I just looked at the picture again.

I found even more pretzels.  It's like even her image needs more food.
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Quote from: Iptuous on May 13, 2010, 03:16:57 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 13, 2010, 02:34:54 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 13, 2010, 01:10:14 AM
If I had room in my bathroom I'd get a bidet. Ohmygod, have you ever used one? Soothing warm-water-on-yer-pucker pleasure!

Insufficiently manly.  I shall continue to wipe my ass with emory cloth.

you could but bead blast media in the bidet....

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