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Started by Payne, May 15, 2010, 10:13:21 PM

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Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on May 16, 2010, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 15, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."


This just made me burst out laughing  :lol:

That's good. I'm surprised atheists haven't run it into the ground, so to speak.
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Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

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#17
"You haven't seen a small tapeworm laying around have you?" "No? It's about this big, and that thick, white with a tinge of yellow, his name's Ralph." "No, ma'am this is no joke."

Also, for postergasming or handing out as a supplement to the above:



You guys do things in the metric system right?

ETA: You should write in "CALL (write in your local Peta phone number here)" at the bottom.
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LMNO

Sing the first three verses of the "My Horse Is Amazing" song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o

Cramulus

You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!


You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.






Roaring Biscuit!

maybe we could take a little inspiration from the solo dreamwalks cram?  Just create something surreal in the middle of the street?

Are there any really good 'uns that don't take too much organising?

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Payne

These are awesome.

Keep 'em coming though. There are a lot of drinks to be earned.

Jasper

"Ducks' penises corkscrew.  Yeah.  Like that.  *gesture* "

-Kel-

Suggestions?

hmmm you shouldn't wear that sweater anymore, makes your neck look fat.

P3nT4gR4m

I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Payne

Oh. Then you won't be pleased to hear how a trip to the Curry Hoose is "earned"...

Dysfunctional Cunt

In college, we used to give people random things like a bolt or a dried up marker.  They had to find someone, convince them they had a "vision" that this "random" person had to have whatever it was and get a nickel for it.  The reward was a shot for every nickel. 

You have to make sure they have no money when they leave though  :lulz:

Triple Zero

Quote from: Cramulus on May 17, 2010, 02:13:37 PM
You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!


You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.

YOU WILL GAIN 100 POUNDS IF YOU EAT ALL THESE FISH AND CHIPS IN 15 MINUTES
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Triple Zero

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2010, 05:25:57 PM
I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit :argh!:

How about

You get a beer if you tell that fat bastard over there to MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜVE
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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"If I have seen further it is only by standing on the testicles of giants."
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