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Metal in Mourning

Started by The Wizard, May 16, 2010, 11:58:48 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

I'm fucking gutted. GUTTED!  :x

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

One thing I learned, which I hadn't realized, in reading all of the tributes is that he was born in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.  He is/was a TRONEr. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on May 17, 2010, 07:37:19 AM

Also invented Devil Horns.


Love Ronnie, but no.  Funkadelic was using that sign well before Ronnie ever did.  Zappa did too.
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2010, 09:33:27 AM
Dio was/is the best metal vocalist of all time. 

Huge loss.   

My vote would have been for Bruce Dickinson, but then again, I'm a total tard for Maiden. Nevertheless, terrible loss. And as far as Ozzy, that dude is impossible to kill. By all accounts he should have died in the 80s.

RIP Dio.
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AFK

I love Bruce Dickinson, and Rob Halford.  Both great metal voices.  But for me, Dio's voice just had that extra element, that everything he sang sounded metal.  It's hard to really describe in words. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

Fuck it, I'll say it.

Tenacious D - Kickapoo.

I am naked and ashamed  :sad:

Triple Zero

I dunno, for metal voices, nothing tops the Daleks.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

I suppose this officially makes Klaus Meine the shortest guy in metal. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 01:40:58 PM
I suppose this officially makes Klaus Meine the shortest guy in metal. 

I think that Glenn Danzig is just a smidge shorter, but I could be wrong
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

I read this on the way home from NJ surfing Facebook. :(

Told GS and he went, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!" :(
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LMNO

YUOR STEAMPUNK KILLED DIO.

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2010, 05:53:50 PM
YUOR STEAMPUNK KILLED DIO.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
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AFK

If you insisted on taking out a former Black Sabbath singer you could've at least gone after someone expendable like Glenn Hughes.  Nobody would miss him. 
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 06:51:07 PM
If you insisted on taking out a former Black Sabbath singer you could've at least gone after someone expendable like Glenn Hughes.  Nobody would miss him. 

Fucking LOL!
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 18, 2010, 10:45:03 AM
I love Bruce Dickinson, and Rob Halford.  Both great metal voices.  But for me, Dio's voice just had that extra element, that everything he sang sounded metal.  It's hard to really describe in words. 



I know EXACTLY what you're talking about.  Even the more bluesy material from his Rainbow days had that 'edge' to it.

Also I have to agree with every artist listed in your post but I also feel obligated to recognize Geoff Tate in terms of vocalists.