What happened to me?

[Jasper]

I don't understand anything, these days.  My friends are all used to my tired bullshit, the one thing that made my job good has been taken away, and I don't even know what I did wrong.  Just, one day, someone decided my job didn't suck enough.  I think things got too important, maybe.  I think we started making too much money, and it changed things.  The way money does...





But it makes me angry.  Why are we changing the formula that made our thing good?  Why are we punishing our success?  People love my schtick, and it just doesn't work this way.  It's wrong, but not so wrong as to be interesting.  Just even more tired than it ever was.  Do we really want this?





Maybe I'm the weird jackass in my circle, but now I don't even have that.  Sure, nobody took me seriously, but at least they laughed at my antics.  Now they just cough and look the other way.  It makes me want to die, I swear to god.  I can't even relate to my people anymore. 





Why is this happening?  What does it mean?  Who did I snub?  And most of all,

[Richter]

 

Well played sir.

[Jasper]

[Doktor Howl]

 

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Good stuff.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Best thing I've read in days. 

[Doktor Howl]

Best thing I've read in days. 

This is a "sometimes food".

[Hoser McRhizzy]

This is a "sometimes food".

You're in denial?

[Rumckle]

 

Yes!

[Freeky]

 

[Requia ☣]

Permission to repost this elsewhere (and how should I attribute it if granted?)

[Jasper]

An attribution would be nice.  Just Sigmatic.  It's a rare enough handle.