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Started by Doktor Howl, May 21, 2010, 01:44:19 AM

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May 21, 2010, 01:44:19 AM
Molon Lube

Adios

#1
May 21, 2010, 01:48:18 AM
I don't see an 8:30

Cainad (dec.)

#2
May 21, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
:spit:

Oh my goodness.  :lulz:

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
May 21, 2010, 02:29:04 AM
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAA

I doubt it would happen at a Holiday Inn, though.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Richter

#4
May 21, 2010, 04:12:02 AM
Holy BALLS :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#5
May 21, 2010, 04:32:37 AM
STEAMY! Love affaaaaair...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Freeky

#6
May 21, 2010, 04:35:42 AM
 :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

I AM AMAZE.

Nast

#7
May 21, 2010, 05:06:02 AM
How does Pastor Manning know my deepest darkest fantasies?

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#8
May 21, 2010, 05:14:21 AM
Quote from: Nast on May 21, 2010, 05:06:02 AM
How does Pastor Manning know my deepest darkest fantasies?



Pastor Manning is my new hero.  All his shit is like this.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#9
May 21, 2010, 05:31:44 AM
:spittake:

holy fuck. PRICELESS.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Requia ☣

#10
May 21, 2010, 05:40:00 AM
 :lulz:

Oh wow.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

navkat

#11
May 21, 2010, 05:50:39 AM
In the back of a limo, no less.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

Iason Ouabache

#12
May 21, 2010, 07:28:04 AM
 :lulz:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Abbess Jade

#13
May 21, 2010, 07:46:42 AM
Obama the Mac Daddy.


Best.


Ever.

Richter

#14
May 21, 2010, 01:08:16 PM
This is an impressive thing, a man with a mission, and NO reservations about carrying it out.  Not sure if he knows WHAT that mission is, but he's working that bastard.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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