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Started by Adios, May 25, 2010, 03:59:44 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

#30
May 26, 2010, 07:43:11 PM
Quote from: Hawk on May 26, 2010, 07:33:46 PM
My first marriage of 25 years was horrible. The second on at 10 and counting is excellent.

I've been with current gf for about 11 years now. That's twice as long as I was with ex wife. There's talk of marriage. I'm fast running out of excuses.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#31
May 26, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 26, 2010, 07:38:15 PM
OH AND

Quote from: memy on May 26, 2010, 07:21:43 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 26, 2010, 07:15:26 PM
[Jesus fuck, you weren't kidding about that being-married thing were ya?

Nope. But in the end relationships are messy; it doesn't matter to me how they come. Then again, messy is good, isn't it? I can honestly say I love all the fighting and self-hatred. It keeps me on my toes.

:lmnuendo:

:spittake:

memy

#32
May 26, 2010, 07:48:26 PM
Oh you found it!
ma-ma-say ma-ma-sah ma-ma-co-sah

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
May 27, 2010, 02:15:45 AM
I plan to never get married again.

Or, if I do, it will be after dating for a really long time; maybe ten years or so.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#34
May 27, 2010, 02:42:02 AM
Fuck getting married, I'm just now at the age of 26 figuring out what I need in order to keep a relationship going longer than three months.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#35
May 27, 2010, 04:03:19 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 02:42:02 AM
Fuck getting married, I'm just now at the age of 26 figuring out what I need in order to keep a relationship going longer than three months.

I have a knack with that. I think my shortest relationship ever was with Mario, and that lasted 7 months, that time (and I am pretty sure there will be another, longer round with that guy). I think the deal is that usually in the beginning I only see them every other week or so, and very gradually ramp up to weekly and then twice a week dates. Then usually I get a house with them, get married, and have babies, but I'm trying not to do that anymore.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#36
May 27, 2010, 04:16:59 AM
I exited my last relationship so burnt out, I am STILL hovering between apprehension and disgust at the thought of dating again.

BADGE OF HONOR

#37
May 27, 2010, 08:30:41 AM
First step: get laid.  THEN think about dating.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

P3nT4gR4m

#38
May 27, 2010, 10:29:11 AM
What Badge said.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#39
May 27, 2010, 12:22:46 PM
Me and Payne been together 5 months now. 5 months today in fact.

I wish we had WOMP tubes tho.

Freeky

#40
May 27, 2010, 04:47:15 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 08:30:41 AM
First step: get laid.  THEN think about dating.

good advice. :D

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on May 27, 2010, 12:22:46 PM
Me and Payne been together 5 months now. 5 months today in fact.

I wish we had WOMP tubes tho.

Congrats!

BadBeast

#41
May 29, 2010, 12:44:39 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 02:42:02 AM
Fuck getting married, I'm just now at the age of 26 figuring out what I need in order to keep a relationship going longer than three months.

I agree. And I've kept the same relationship (more or less) for 13 years. Still no talk of marriage. Which may just be the answer!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Ikelos

#42
May 30, 2010, 04:10:09 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 08:30:41 AM
First step: get laid.  THEN think about dating.

:lulz: I think I'll try it out for once...
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