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Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker
« on: May 26, 2010, 10:59:59 pm »
http://www.news.com.au/two-year-old-worlds-youngest-smoker/story-0-1225740954765

Oh for christ sake!

The dad gave him a puff of smoke at the age of 18 months, now he smokes 40 cigarettes a day at the age of 2. He's over weight, and yeah .. all the expected problems! The poor kid!

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Now he's a pack-a-day man. Pack-a-day toddler. And he won't give up, screaming and throwing himself on the floor if he's refused a durry.

Fucks sake, who gave the father (Who I will refer to as douche from now on) the permission to reproduce! The douche won't stop the kid from smoking.

Ah, I'm probably being a bit harsh with the douche, it is common knowledge out here that smoking = bad, but is it the same in China? Do they push anti-smoking caimpaigns?
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Re: Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 11:21:26 pm »
That's just fucking weird. WEIRD.

How the hell would smoking help hernia pain, anyway? Makes no sense.
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Re: Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2010, 05:29:13 am »
I'd like to say, "fucking PRC..." thing when confronted with the weird news that comes out of there. But alas, I'm surprised that this bit is the People's Republic and not the US.

I wonder how they'll deal with the father.
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Re: Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 03:57:11 pm »
If I can get some video of this I can redo the end credits on BJS Ep2 :evil:
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Re: Jiminy Jellikins! 2 year old heavy smoker
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 02:36:00 am »
http://www.hellknawl.com/?p=194 ~ Thats it there.

I tried looking it up on youtube but I got this video instead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjKHislrfYs

... all I could do is wtf. :lulz:
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