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Started by Adios, May 27, 2010, 09:29:16 PM

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Adios

May 27, 2010, 09:29:16 PM
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#1
May 28, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
I totally want Felicia Day to have a penis.
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Freeky

#2
May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?

Salty

#3
May 28, 2010, 04:13:42 AM
I would like Taylor Swift to be grafted to Justin Bieber. 
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Vene

#4
May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?

Rumckle

#5
May 28, 2010, 05:55:22 AM
I'd like to dig up Michael Jackson's corpse and make a robot out of it.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

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#6
May 28, 2010, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?

I'm not sure it would have an effect on him.
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#7
May 28, 2010, 06:06:07 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 28, 2010, 06:01:10 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 28, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 28, 2010, 04:05:33 AM
Can we maybe get Sheriff Joe a conscience? Is there an operation for that?
How about a lobotomy?

I'm not sure it would have an effect on him.
It'd be fun to perform.

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#8
May 28, 2010, 07:18:13 AM
I'd like to see Lady Gaga get a penis enlargement :fnord:
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#9
May 28, 2010, 07:23:27 AM
Quote from: Narot on May 28, 2010, 07:18:13 AM
I'd like to see Lady Gaga get a penis enlargement :fnord:

I concur with this.

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#10
May 28, 2010, 10:06:46 AM
Katie Price - a headectomy

Come to think of it - I'd like to see most of them have that procedure.

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#11
May 28, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Sylvester Stallone. Botox. Lip loosening, is that a procedure they do nowadays?

I want to see how far his lips can go without falling off.
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#12
May 28, 2010, 10:49:32 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on May 28, 2010, 05:55:22 AM
I'd like to dig up Michael Jackson's corpse and make a robot out of it.

He's not DEAD! :x
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#13
May 28, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
I want to see Paris Hilton's face fall off.  Again.

It will never get old.
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#14
May 28, 2010, 03:52:56 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 28, 2010, 03:19:01 PM
I want to see Paris Hilton's face fall off.  Again.

It will never get old.

Just reminded me of a shoop I did ages ago

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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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