Assburgers

[BadBeast]

They probably do it for all common misspellings.  It's still hilarious though.  

What's even funnier, is that WB still seems to think it's still all about him.  

Why should it be about me? Nothing in that description applies to me ... Maybe there's an emoticon misunderstanding. In my understanding, "" means something like "this made me laugh".

I'm just here to say, that it does actually seem to be all about you after all.  So I'm going to duck out here, and wish you all the best. Thanks for the candlesticks, BTW, it doesn't mean we're going steady, OK? 

[Vene]

Thread ruined by spaggotry.

[bugmenоt]

They probably do it for all common misspellings.  It's still hilarious though.  

What's even funnier, is that WB still seems to think it's still all about him.  

Why should it be about me? Nothing in that description applies to me ... Maybe there's an emoticon misunderstanding. In my understanding, "" means something like "this made me laugh".

I'm just here to say, that it does actually seem to be all about you after all.  So I'm going to duck out here, and wish you all the best. Thanks for the candlesticks, BTW, it doesn't mean we're going steady, OK? 

So what are you doing in my thread again?

[Triple Zero]

just fuck off.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Weltburger, you're lame, and you're a dick. Nobody likes you.

What makes this worse is that you're the best troll we've had in WEEKS.

[bugmenоt]

Weltburger, you're lame, and you're a dick. Nobody likes you.

What makes this worse is that you're the best troll we've had in WEEKS.

Sauce Hollandaise, shut up.

Nigel, your life is miserable and boring. What makes this even worse that the bullcrap I'm writing seems to entertain you.

[BadBeast]

How graceless and churlish do you get? Even when someone pays you a compliment,  you still insist on being a Cocknose!  Which would be fine, if you were a little more entertaining, or had even one redeeming character trait.  But you don't.  Even you must admit  there is something about you that makes you eminently unlikeable.  (Don't pretend you haven't noticed) If that was me, I'd get it straightened out. You seem to be deliberately making yourself worse.

I'm  not having a dig at you here,  (And I'm trying really hard not to) I I'm just astounded by your general disposition.  I'm almost curious as to whether you have this effect on people in real life. Were you Bullied relentlessly at school or something? Because if you were,  you have to step back and let it go dude! None of us were even there!

Mind you, saying that, if you were at my school I'd would have personally Bullied the fuck out of you.  Good job I'm not like that anymore.  But you seem to invite people to dislike you. I dunno, even your Avatar makes me want to do violence. Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.  Or something.               
FYI That's the order of response you'll have (from me, at least) until you just fucking belt up!  Sad, puzzled,shocked, anger, contempt, derision, then more derision.  Jus sayin, is all. Don't take it personally, I'm only trying to help.
 

[bugmenоt]

How graceless and churlish do you get? Even when someone pays you a compliment,  you still insist on being a Cocknose!  Which would be fine, if you were a little more entertaining, or had even one redeeming character trait.  But you don't.  Even you must admit  there is something about you that makes you eminently unlikeable.  (Don't pretend you haven't noticed) If that was me, I'd get it straightened out. You seem to be deliberately making yourself worse.

I'm  not having a dig at you here,  (And I'm trying really hard not to) I I'm just astounded by your general disposition.  I'm almost curious as to whether you have this effect on people in real life. Were you Bullied relentlessly at school or something? Because if you were,  you have to step back and let it go dude! None of us were even there!

Mind you, saying that, if you were at my school I'd would have personally Bullied the fuck out of you.  Good job I'm not like that anymore.  But you seem to invite people to dislike you. I dunno, even your Avatar makes me want to do violence. Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.  Or something.               
FYI That's the order of response you'll have (from me, at least) until you just fucking belt up!  Sad, puzzled,shocked, anger, contempt, derision, then more derision.  Jus sayin, is all. Don't take it personally, I'm only trying to help.
 

Thanks for explaining. You seem to be interested in my real life. I understand that you would like to get to know me better, this urge is natural. But it just wouldn't work out between the two of us. If you want to learn more about people's real lifes, you might want to look for people in real life. No wait, you'll also find enough people on PD who prostitute their private data all over the internet. Have fun.

Oh, and: By making notes about my mother you just entered a new level of rant. So your mother is called Kurt and she's the strongest in prison.
Thank you. 

[Vene]

How graceless and churlish do you get? Even when someone pays you a compliment,  you still insist on being a Cocknose!  Which would be fine, if you were a little more entertaining, or had even one redeeming character trait.  But you don't.  Even you must admit  there is something about you that makes you eminently unlikeable.  (Don't pretend you haven't noticed) If that was me, I'd get it straightened out. You seem to be deliberately making yourself worse.

I'm  not having a dig at you here,  (And I'm trying really hard not to) I I'm just astounded by your general disposition.  I'm almost curious as to whether you have this effect on people in real life. Were you Bullied relentlessly at school or something? Because if you were,  you have to step back and let it go dude! None of us were even there!

Mind you, saying that, if you were at my school I'd would have personally Bullied the fuck out of you.  Good job I'm not like that anymore.  But you seem to invite people to dislike you. I dunno, even your Avatar makes me want to do violence. Maybe your Mother never slapped your legs hard enough when you were a child.  Or something.               
FYI That's the order of response you'll have (from me, at least) until you just fucking belt up!  Sad, puzzled,shocked, anger, contempt, derision, then more derision.  Jus sayin, is all. Don't take it personally, I'm only trying to help.
 

Thanks for explaining. You seem to be interested in my real life. I understand that you would like to get to know me better, this urge is natural. But it just wouldn't work out between the two of us. If you want to learn more about people's real lifes, you might want to look for people in real life. No wait, you'll also find enough people on PD who prostitute their private data all over the internet. Have fun.

Oh, and: By making notes about my mother you just entered a new level of rant. So your mother is called Kurt and she's the strongest in prison.
Thank you. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

[bugmenоt]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

[Adios]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

You have your very own thread now so fuck off.

[bugmenоt]

Thanks but this one is better. One day I'll find out how to start a thread.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

Lying about your perspective being interesting? Yeah, I guess I was.

[bugmenоt]

I'm not sure where you get "miserable and boring", but that's an interesting perspective. My life is awesome!

You know you're lying.

Lying about your perspective being interesting? Yeah, I guess I was.

Cheap answer from cheap human.
And now excuse me, I'm (ATTN PERSONAL INFORMATION) going to my mother's house now. See ya.