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third world country is attempting to ban porn on their internets

Started by the last yatto, May 28, 2010, 01:23:43 PM

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the last yatto

May 28, 2010, 01:23:43 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

LMNO

#1
May 28, 2010, 01:25:32 PM
I can't jack off to internet porn?  Well, I guess it's back to gang-raping virgins.

Kai

#2
May 28, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
I object to this, not only on principle, but because it's bad for business.




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LMNO

#3
May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.

Kai

#4
May 28, 2010, 02:00:56 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.

Eh, I thought it was pretty acceptable  :horrormirth:
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Triple Zero

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May 28, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
to add to the funny, a link on that same page:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
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Kai

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May 28, 2010, 03:55:13 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 28, 2010, 02:59:25 PM
to add to the funny, a link on that same page:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

QuoteOver 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

I want to say it was intentional, but you never can tell.
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Vene

#7
May 28, 2010, 04:12:32 PM
Quote from: LMNO on May 28, 2010, 01:32:16 PM
It just occured to me that my last post wasn't funny, and was actually pretty horrible.


Apologies.
Well, there actually is a correlation with that, the less porn the more rapes. So, your post was quite accurate.

Zenpeanut

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May 28, 2010, 08:13:00 PM
QuoteIn 2010 a propoosal by satellite broadcaster Multichoice to offer a 24 hour pornography channel was abandoned after a deluge of complaints.

:lulz:

I am 12


DeadLucky

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May 31, 2010, 08:22:44 PM
Thank Eris I don't live in South Africa. Well, even if I did, I know I'd be able to get around the filters. I was doing the same thing back on the high school internet browsers.

But in reality, the system proposed would never work. If necessary, some entrepreneur will set up a satellite television station with porn on it and have its offices in a neighboring country. No nation has 100% control over such things.

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Placid Dingo

#10
June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.
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June 04, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.

You might have to worry less if  they had more porn.
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June 04, 2010, 01:37:51 PM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on June 04, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
Quote from: Placid Dingo on June 04, 2010, 08:58:01 AM
I'd be worried about more than porn if i lived in South Africa.

You might have to worry less if  they had more porn.
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