Urge to kill rising...

[Suu]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Everyone else in teh fread! You, um... probably all have significant body odor! And stuff. Yup yup.

Damn dude, how did you know?

[Dysnomia]

CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!

YOUR PUBES LOOK LIKE CHOPPED MUTTON

[Adios]

CAINAD


YOUR MUTTON CHOPS LOOK LIKE FACE PUBES

YOUR FACE MUTTON LOOKS LIKE CHOPPED PUBES!

YOUR PUBES LOOK LIKE CHOPPED MUTTON

I think you two are in love.

[Dysnomia]

FULL SEAT BREECHES HAWK


OR GTFO

[Dimocritus]

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

You can stop stalking me now. Creeper. 

[Adios]

FULL SEAT BREECHES HAWK


OR GTFO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yQ9a-hJVy0

Sissy breeches ain't for a Western rider, Button Head.

[Dysnomia]

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

W0mp away, but please to be leaving out the swastikas and other such related symbolism because we have a member or two (or more) from Germany, where that kind of stuff is illegal IIRC (as I had a lolstika when I first came, and one of them kindly asked me to change it for that reason).

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

W0mp away, but please to be leaving out the swastikas and other such related symbolism because we have a member or two (or more) from Germany, where that kind of stuff is illegal IIRC (as I had a lolstika when I first came, and one of them kindly asked me to change it for that reason).

nah, that was a dig at someone in particular.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

... binomial nomenclature.

There.

[Kai]

... binomial nomenclature.

There.

*spit*

Yeah, that was pretty awesome. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's probably just me, I have been going through some intense shit lately and I am a bit on edge, but all these no0bs popping up lately, and most of them not doing stupid shit? C'MON GUYS! SAY SOMETHING FUCKED UP SO I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO POOMP ON YOU!!!!

As the closest thing to a patron st. of newbs, you would think that I'd have a certain degree of patience towards this influx of fresh meat, but WTF?! I'M ANGRY GRRRRRRR!!!!

FUCK YOU ALL, YOU PINEAL CUNTS!!! FUCK YUO!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!!

Urge to kill fading...

Ok, here it goes:

Not only was The Lamanite correct in saying that you're all racists for translating "Black Iron Prison" into Latin, but all taxonomists are also anti-gay for calling everyone homo. And so are you if you accept binomial nomenclature.

There.

Oh, and another thing, since we're on about BIP- it's derivative garbage, tl;dr can't be arsed. Even Illuminatus! was completely unnecessary. The only book a really real Discordian should read is the Principia. I believe every word of it too, and therefore don't believe anything I read. It's a classic and still makes 100% total sense 50 years later. And as a Pope I excommunicate ALL of you for not being really real Discordians. 23 Skiddoo. Now I have to go and WOMP all of you with the clever use of swastikas and poorly drawn penises. But we're all friends here and I'm sure we'll have a fnordtastic time. Oh, yeah, and now this thread is my territory.

Other than that, I think Rhiz covered everything that I would have in her post

You can stop stalking me now. Creeper. 

Hey man, I was going to come see your band, but if you want to be paid less at a gig near me, that's your call.

[Triple Zero]

:spit2: