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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Batty Kissinger

From Nuthouse to Castle by Eddy Haymour.

The Author bought an island in Lake Okanagan called Rattlesnake and tried to develop it into a theme park. The plans were shut down by the government, and Haymour, frustrated to the point of madness, got together some of his family members in Lebanon and took the Canadian embassy there hostage with submachine guns. One of the most bizarre true stories I've ever read. Not sure if it fits, but it's amusingly bizarre to belong in any collection of mindfuckery.
Blue potatoes are ungainly things
As are red and purple lamb chops
Yet when we eat and creep and fall
We never ask a silent question. --Racter

Stelpa

Can I has a Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy? ;)