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The Official Unlimited Oil Spill Thread!

Started by Suu, May 30, 2010, 02:40:46 PM

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BADGE OF HONOR

#240
June 12, 2010, 11:41:16 PM
Pipeline from Colorado.  There's a lot of refineries here.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#241
June 12, 2010, 11:41:52 PM
 :sad:  shitty.

Jasper

#242
June 13, 2010, 02:35:53 AM
What the fuck!

Let's just take a big shit on mother earth's head.  That ought to do it.

Remington

#243
June 19, 2010, 10:23:18 PM
So, they've revised the estimate of how much oil is spilling into around 25,000 barrels per day. How much is 25,000 barrels?

Well, video game geeks are here to show you.

http://gamingbolt.com/2010/06/18/bp-oil-fiasco-rendered-using-unreal-engine/
Is it plugged in?

Triple Zero

#244
June 20, 2010, 12:43:20 AM
amazing. shame he doesn't run it all the way to the end though, I wonder what the pile would have looked like once everything settled.
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Elder Iptuous

#245
July 20, 2010, 09:53:37 PM
I didn't want to make a new oil spill thread, so i'm sticking this here....

has anyone else heard about BP doing crappy photoshops of their Crisis Response Center?

http://www.americablog.com/2010/07/bp-photoshops-fake-photo-of-command.html

:x

Freeky

#246
July 20, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
So... BP is WOMPing themselves to make themselves more popular?

Does anyone else find that pathetic and funny?

Telarus

#247
July 20, 2010, 10:08:57 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
So... BP is WOMPing themselves to make themselves more popular?

Does anyone else find that pathetic and funny?

yes
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#248
July 21, 2010, 12:40:17 AM
Jesus, shit.

Suu

#249
July 21, 2010, 03:57:19 AM
First I was like  :x

Then I was like  :lulz:

Then I just went  :horrormirth:
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#250
July 21, 2010, 04:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 20, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
So... BP is WOMPing themselves to make themselves more popular?

Does anyone else find that pathetic and funny?

Molon Lube

Freeky

#251
July 21, 2010, 04:21:27 AM
That's amazing.  :lol:

Elder Iptuous

#252
July 21, 2010, 04:38:12 AM
that's awesome, Dok.
i figured it'd get done, and you delivered!

Remington

#253
July 22, 2010, 01:06:12 AM
Is it plugged in?

Jasper

#254
July 22, 2010, 01:12:53 AM
Oh my fuck.
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