UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD

Started by Adios, May 30, 2010, 06:01:41 PM

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Cain

It was attempting to emulate you.

BadBeast

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Quote from Warbungler.   
Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
« Reply #41 on: 04 July 2010, 22:48:30 »

I forgot to take a compass. Fortunately, some farmer's houses had satellite dishes, and in Middle Europe most satellite dishes point to south. But the sun was still the most reliable source of orientation.
Did I miss something important while I was away?   


Been to Latvia for that War celebration Rally thing?


"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

bugmenоt

Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2010, 09:34:08 PM
It was attempting to emulate you.
That honors me. Link?
Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 12:19:24 AM
Quote from Warbungler.   
Re: UNLIMITED TWATBURGER FAIL FREAD
« Reply #41 on: 04 July 2010, 22:48:30 »

I forgot to take a compass. Fortunately, some farmer's houses had satellite dishes, and in Middle Europe most satellite dishes point to south. But the sun was still the most reliable source of orientation.
Did I miss something important while I was away?   
Been to Latvia for that War celebration Rally thing?
If there is a message in that post I did not get it. Please have mercy with the non-english natives.

Nephew Twiddleton

Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
I may be wrong, but I think you have to fellate Orcs to get them to free you.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

bugmenоt

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe?

They're called Italians.

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Did you have to fight off any orcs?

Yes, and I was quite lucky with the dices. But even if I was unlucky: A good game master doesn't let you die because of bad dice luck.

Quote from: BadBeast on July 06, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2010, 04:28:49 PM
Are there also hobbits in Middle Europe? Did you have to fight off any orcs?
I may be wrong, but I think you have to fellate Orcs to get them to free you.

Had to look up the word "fellate". You dirty, you!

Dysfunctional Cunt

Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

bugmenоt

Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.


Freeky

Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

BadBeast

Quote from: Weltbürger on July 07, 2010, 02:38:42 AM
Quote from: Khara on July 06, 2010, 07:23:35 PM
Damn, I thought it had died.

Such a waste of perfectly useful oxygen.


I see you've lost none of your anti-charisma.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy single moms with health problems is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


the last yatto

PROKECTING THE CHILDREN!
      \
:oilpig:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Nephew Twiddleton

You know dude, an apology is in order. Not repeated douchery.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

bugmenоt

Quote from: Nigel on July 07, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 07, 2010, 02:57:21 AM
Why do you pick on Khara?

Piece of shit moron...

Because singling out and picking on busy [busy publishing their children's pictures, probably without their consent] single moms with health problems [including the urge of posting her wishes for some people to die] is easy and non-threatening. Bullies and cowards always target those they perceive as being vulnerable.

The forum should now stand behind Khara more than ever. She really deserves more respect.
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