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Started by Doktor Howl, June 01, 2010, 01:10:31 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 01, 2010, 03:30:28 AM
I'm glad I'm not anywhere near that hole, just looking at the picture gives me an uncontrollable urge to throw myself down it.

Protip:  There probably isn't a fantastic world full of dinosaurs and primitive yet alluring people down there.

Just saying.
Molon Lube

BADGE OF HONOR

It's the physical embodiment of oblivion.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Lies

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 01, 2010, 03:30:28 AM
I'm glad I'm not anywhere near that hole, just looking at the picture gives me an uncontrollable urge to throw myself down it.

When you stare into the Abyss... There's a good chance it wants to say something like, "I double dare you".
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Remington

Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:00:25 AM


FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.
Molon Lube

Remington

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:05:10 AM
Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:00:25 AM


FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.
Oh, this is from my Windows comp. I'm just lazy.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:06:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:05:10 AM
Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:00:25 AM


FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.
Oh, this is from my Windows comp. I'm just lazy.

I'm on my home comp, and I see nothing.  When I put the URL in manually, I get the demotivator front page.
Molon Lube

Remington

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:09:45 AM
I'm on my home comp, and I see nothing.  When I put the URL in manually, I get the demotivator front page.
Is it plugged in?

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Remington

Also, this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:05:10 AM
FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.


Is it plugged in?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Remington on June 01, 2010, 04:22:49 AM
Also, this:
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 04:05:10 AM
FAIL.

This is what happens when you fuck with your computer and put Linus in it.




You must be in the habit of smacking your computer around on a frequent basis.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 01, 2010, 02:57:49 AM

Also, this:

QuoteLYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood police.

Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying the gun and it's unlikely he'll face any charges.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/95276669.html#idc-container

So far, it's shaping up to be a hell of a week.   :lulz:

Holy fuck. I know the guy who did that. Didn't realize it made the internet news feed though! :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I am in love with that hole.

Also, my .45 doesn't have a safety. It's a long story about how that happened, but it involves the guy whose ass I kicked for putting my gun away with the magazine in.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."