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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 01:19:16 am »
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 01:23:21 am »
what - how - aughhhh
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2010, 01:39:58 am »
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2010, 01:46:38 am »
All praise the Maker Shai Hulud

 :lulz:
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EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2010, 02:21:13 am »
jesus!
that doesn't even look real......

good H prop material, though....

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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2010, 02:24:28 am »
Damn if I had some shoop skills I'd turn that into a sarlacc pit.
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2010, 02:28:37 am »
jesus!
that doesn't even look real......

good H prop material, though....

H prop?
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2010, 02:57:49 am »
jesus!
that doesn't even look real......

good H prop material, though....

H prop?

HIMEOBS propaganda.

Also, this:

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LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood police.

Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying the gun and it's unlikely he'll face any charges.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/95276669.html#idc-container

So far, it's shaping up to be a hell of a week.   :lulz:
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2010, 02:59:51 am »
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LYNNWOOD, Wash. -- A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood police.

Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying the gun and it's unlikely he'll face any charges.

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/95276669.html#idc-container

So far, it's shaping up to be a hell of a week.   lol

I wouldn't penalize anyone for taking themselves out of the gene pool either, especially in a manner such as this. :lol:

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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2010, 03:00:10 am »
Good to see those concealed carry gun safety courses work so well :lulz:
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2010, 03:01:28 am »
Good to see those concealed carry gun safety courses work so well :lulz:

Anyone dumb enough to stuff a pistol down the front of their pants deserves to be removed from the gene pool.

Just saying.
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2010, 03:05:09 am »
Good to see those concealed carry gun safety courses work so well :lulz:

Anyone dumb enough to stuff a pistol down the front of their pants deserves to be removed from the gene pool.

Just saying.

Even better, he probably did it with a bullet in the chamber and the safety off.
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 03:06:23 am »
Good to see those concealed carry gun safety courses work so well :lulz:

Anyone dumb enough to stuff a pistol down the front of their pants deserves to be removed from the gene pool.

Just saying.

Even better, he probably did it with a bullet in the chamber and the safety off.

Bullet for sure in chamber.  Safeties aren't.
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Re: HOLY FUCK!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 03:30:28 am »
I'm glad I'm not anywhere near that hole, just looking at the picture gives me an uncontrollable urge to throw myself down it.
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