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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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John Waters’ 10 Best Pieces of Advice for Functional Freaks

Started by Cramulus, June 02, 2010, 07:46:43 PM

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Dimocritus

Just to clarify the clarification, I really don't mind being surprised by porn. Just weird dead chicken porn, someone should have warned me...

Anyhow, I'm more of a Cecil B Demented kinda' guy.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

hooplala

Quote from: dimo on June 03, 2010, 06:14:19 AM
Just to clarify the clarification, I really don't mind being surprised by porn. Just weird dead chicken porn, someone should have warned me...

Anyhow, I'm more of a Cecil B Demented kinda' guy.

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"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

You know, I agree with you on that one.  I love the old classics, but Crybaby and Cecil B Demented really did it for me.