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Started by Adios, June 03, 2010, 11:46:05 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
June 05, 2010, 05:58:58 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 05, 2010, 05:56:04 PM
Yes you should.

Then you can read all about my bowel movements, daily.
It's "edge of your seat" interesting/captivating/enthralling/excite!

:lol:

Trip- it's pretty good for staying in contact/getting back in contact with and occasionally getting a new contact. The apps are a monumental waste of time/annoyance, but the means to bypass that problem have already been posted here.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#31
June 05, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
But, . . . but I thought facebooks were just for Kids, and erm, . . .people who like to hang with kids?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
June 05, 2010, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
But, . . . but I thought facebooks were just for Kids, and erm, . . .people who like to hang with kids?

No, apparently older people who want to get in touch with their high school friends have ruined it for the younger generation. Hell, my mom has a facebook profile and she's 51.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#33
June 05, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
I use it to annoy my friends.

Adios

#34
June 05, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
But, . . . but I thought facebooks were just for Kids, and erm, . . .people who like to hang with kids?

No, apparently older people who want to get in touch with their high school friends have ruined it for the younger generation. Hell, my mom has a facebook profile and she's 51.

I'm 58 sonny!  :argh!:

Nephew Twiddleton

#35
June 05, 2010, 08:13:17 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 05, 2010, 08:09:27 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 07:41:18 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:35:30 PM
But, . . . but I thought facebooks were just for Kids, and erm, . . .people who like to hang with kids?

No, apparently older people who want to get in touch with their high school friends have ruined it for the younger generation. Hell, my mom has a facebook profile and she's 51.

I'm 58 sonny!  :argh!:

I figured you were approximately that age when you said you were 9 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I'm 28, so I'm not counting myself as the younger generation. I used her as illustrative, she's not really that old. Now if her mother got a facebook page...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Squid Diddimus

#36
June 06, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
ENDLESS STATUS UPDATES ABOUT MY POOMPS!!!

what color?
what texture?
how severe a stench?
corn? no corn?
thick long or skinny kitty turd?

YOU TOO CAN BE IN ON ALL THIS ANAL ACTION!!

Wait, that sounded really fucking bad...

LMNO

#37
June 06, 2010, 04:28:35 AM
NOT TO ME.

Golden Applesauce

#38
June 06, 2010, 04:48:32 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 06, 2010, 03:29:19 AM
ENDLESS STATUS UPDATES ABOUT MY POOMPS!!!

what color?
what texture?
how severe a stench?
corn? no corn?
thick long or skinny kitty turd?

YOU TOO CAN BE IN ON ALL THIS ANAL ACTION!!

Wait, that sounded really fucking bad...

Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

LMNO

#39
June 06, 2010, 04:53:41 AM
Chart incomplete.  Needs RICHTER/DOKTOR.

Rumckle

#40
June 06, 2010, 06:26:53 AM
I believe that information is classified under some biological weapons law.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Adios

#41
June 06, 2010, 07:57:02 PM
is soo excited! One week today and Season 3 of Trueblood! Who kidnapped Bill????
about an hour ago · Comment · LikeUnlike
Jessica likes this.

Jessica
CANT WAIT TO SEE ERIC ♥
54 minutes ago

DeDe
I know! He better have alot more episodes this time!
50 minutes ago

Charley
Get a life? :D
32 minutes ago ·



:argh!:  :cry:  :argh!:  :cry:

BADGE OF HONOR

#42
June 06, 2010, 08:00:42 PM
Mmmm.   True Blood.   :fap:
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Adios

#43
June 06, 2010, 08:03:28 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#44
June 06, 2010, 09:54:59 PM
I pretty much see it as being the same as a forum but for IRL friends and family.

Of course most of my FB friends are internet folks on account of the fact that the internet encroaches on real life life some kind of cancerous moss :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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