Unbridled Punnery - which makes punnery very lonely

[AFK]

Man who runs in front of tornado gets winded. 

[AFK]

The record company announced the release of rare Bob Marley concert footage during his Japanese tour.  The film is entitled, Bob Marley and the Whalers.  

[Cramulus]

Hey, when Patrick Stewart is having sex, and the woman is on top, does that make her a Knight Rider?  

Hey, when Paul McCartney sends his list of demands to the concert promoters is that a Knight Rider? 

[LMNO]

And when they get togther to form a publishing company....

[AFK]

Hey, when Patrick Stewart is having sex, and the woman is on top, does that make her a Knight Rider?  

Hey, when Paul McCartney sends his list of demands to the concert promoters is that a Knight Rider?  

Hey, if William Shatner became Sir Elton John's personal assistant would that make him a Billy Squire?  

[AFK]

That is what we in the punning community (which would be me, myself and I) call a gut shot! 

[Triple Zero]

Hey, when Patrick Stewart is having sex, and the woman is on top, does that make her a Knight Rider?  

Hey, when Paul McCartney sends his list of demands to the concert promoters is that a Knight Rider? 

Hey if David Hasselhoff has sex with his car does that make him .. uh, a Knight Rider Rider?

And if he uses special equipment for this task, and does it after dark, is the equipment called his nightly Knight Rider Rider KITT?

[AFK]

Hey if David Hasselhoff has sex with his car does that make him .. uh, a Knight Rider Rider?

No, but it probably means he's into auto-erotic asphyxiation.  And it probably involves cheeseburgers. 

[BadBeast]

She was only the Admirals daughter, but already her naval base, was filled with discharged seamen.

[Suu]

It is said that Rome's obsession with bathing is part of what sent the Empire down the drain.

[AFK]

She was only the Admirals daughter, but already her naval base, was filled with discharged seamen.

Funny, but has an issue of continuity.  Wouldn't the discharged seamen be off the base? 

[BadBeast]

She was only the Admirals daughter, but already her naval base, was filled with discharged seamen.

Funny, but has an issue of continuity.  Wouldn't the discharged seamen be off the base? 

No, because once the seamen are discharged, they are no longer confined to base, and may use their shore leave to wander where they will But if one of those Jolly Jack Tars, returns late, you can hear the shouts of his fellow Sailors rebuking him, as he approaches the gates, "Eh Jack, you're late"!

[AFK]

okay.

[Iason Ouabache]

[BadBeast]

The record company announced the release of rare Bob Marley concert footage during his Japanese tour.  The film is entitled, Bob Marley and the Whalers. 

They should have gone all the way, and called them "Bob Marlin, and the Whalers"