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Started by Lies, June 04, 2010, 11:14:05 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#30
June 05, 2010, 08:00:02 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:58:47 PM
Well, I'm not sure, I suppose awesomely bad is probably more marketable, at his level of talent, but flabby abs are only going to get him so far. Like Har Mar Superstar!

Never heard of that
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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BadBeast

#31
June 05, 2010, 08:13:43 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 08:24:07 PM by BadBeast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG1ze9Vs4xM&feature=related

Short fat bloke in his pants, on stage, singing like a little hairy Troll.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#32
June 05, 2010, 08:17:27 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:13:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG1ze9Vs4xM&feature=related

Sweet flaming Jesus on a cocaine bender...
Is there an un-fap emoticon?
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#33
June 05, 2010, 08:25:04 PM
Nope. That's how he gets his victims. He does quite well out of it though.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#34
June 05, 2010, 08:26:13 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:25:04 PM
Nope. That's how he gets his victims. He does quite well out of it though.

The audience seemed to be pretty into it.

wow...
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#35
June 05, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
He's a Stadium Filler, Saw him play to a crowd of twenty thousand at Glasto!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
June 05, 2010, 08:29:00 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:27:17 PM
He's a Stadium Filler, Saw him play to a crowd of twenty thousand at Glasto!

That's impressive. Maybe I should eat more, lol
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#37
June 05, 2010, 09:14:03 PM
 You've either got it, or you haven't. And his charisma is huge. Don't you think he looks a little bit like Ron Jeremy?
:lulz:
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#38
June 05, 2010, 09:16:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:14:03 PM
You've either got it, or you haven't. And his charisma is huge. Don't you think he looks a little bit like Ron Jeremy?
:lulz:

He does have that look about him, hah
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Jasper

#39
June 05, 2010, 09:18:41 PM
Is it now fashionable to be an awkward fat guy?

Because if that's the case I will be furious.  I spent the last five years trying not to be one, god fuck it! :argh!:

Nephew Twiddleton

#40
June 05, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 05, 2010, 09:18:41 PM
Is it now fashionable to be an awkward fat guy?

Because if that's the case I will be furious.  I spent the last five years trying not to be one, god fuck it! :argh!:

Probably only if you have some sort of semi-comical routine
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#41
June 05, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
I am now punching myself in the balls... that I don't have.
:sad:

Jasper

#42
June 05, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 05, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 05, 2010, 09:18:41 PM
Is it now fashionable to be an awkward fat guy?

Because if that's the case I will be furious.  I spent the last five years trying not to be one, god fuck it! :argh!:

Probably only if you have some sort of semi-comical routine

Thank god I don't have a schtick.  That would have been a waste of healthy living.

BadBeast

#43
June 05, 2010, 09:32:51 PM
Har Mar isn't awkward at all though, that's how he gets away with it. Total confidence. Or Cocaine. Probably a bit of both. But he's not awkward, and does a good, entertaining set too.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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