Door knocking Bible Thumpers

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I have in the past invited them in, I have given them LSD, I have opened the door naked, told them I was up to my hilt in pussy, but if they'd like to come in and wait, I shouldn't be too long. They actually came in! I couldn't believe it. That's the only reason I gave them Acid, because if they have such a brass fucking neck, as to do that, then they are fucking mine! And I will get my licks in. Would you like a cup of coffee? *smiles lulzy smile* There is a much longer tale to tell regarding one of these particular Jehovah's Witnesses, but that is for annother day.

Shit dude, your screen name is well deserved.
THat's fucking awesome

[BadBeast]

Thank you very much. (Not sure if I would do it today though)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Thank you very much. (Not sure if I would do it today though)

Yeah, might be harder to pull off

[BadBeast]

I think it would be just as easy. Once they are through the door, they wouldn't want to risk offending their host by refusing a harmless little cup of tea or coffee, with a couple of Ginger Nuts if they are really lucky!

2 sugars?
What's the worst that can happen?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I think it would be just as easy. Once they are through the door, they wouldn't want to risk offending their host by refusing a harmless little cup of tea or coffee, with a couple of Ginger Nuts if they are really lucky!

2 sugars?
What's the worst that can happen?

I'll have to be extra cautious if ever a time comes when you offer me tea.

[Dysnomia]

Bad Beast I love you


<3 <3 <3

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Acid is hard to find these days, it'd be a waste.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hawk and BadBeast!  

[BadBeast]

Shucks, people!    It was a moment of impulsive madness, nearly 20 years ago. (Wonder if they've come down yet?)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Shucks, people!    It was a moment of impulsive madness, nearly 20 years ago. (Wonder if they've come down yet?)

Yeah but those make some of the best anecdotes. Anecdote where it's like, "I was smart and did this very responsible thing" are not nearly as entertaining as "I slipped acid in the missionary's tea" 

[Adios]

Mrs. Hawk has agreed to go to door nekkid wiff me. 

[BadBeast]

Shucks, people!    It was a moment of impulsive madness, nearly 20 years ago. (Wonder if they've come down yet?)

Yeah but those make some of the best anecdotes. Anecdote where it's like, "I was smart and did this very responsible thing" are not nearly as entertaining as "I slipped acid in the missionary's tea" 

Well, it will be something to tell my Grandchildren when I'm old and feeble.. (I don't actually have any Grandchildren)

[BadBeast]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My mate did the same thing, with big doses of LSD, in malice, to two Policemen who had come to his house to give him a Court Date. They were all, like pretending to be his "Buddy" with, "Can we come in and talk to you about your Court Date?" I saw him put two 400 mike Dots in each cup. I shook my head, and mouthed "No"! silently at him, but he had a grin like a Chesire cat on, and there was no stopping him.

Oh, that is dangerous, what happened?

[BadBeast]

Mrs. Hawk has agreed to go to door nekkid wiff me.  

There has to be someone "frothy" there, with a Bibbel.