Create your own quatraine prophecy (d8 version)

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Create Your Own Quatrain Prophecy (d8 version)

1. Century 1
Sitting alone at ___A___ in secret ___B___;
it is placed on the ___C___.
A slight ___D___ comes out of the ___E___  and
makes ___F___ that which should not be ___G___.

2
The ___H___ in the hand is placed in the middle of ___I___ legs.
With ___J___ he sprinkles both the ___K___ of his ___L___.
A voice, ___M___: he trembles in his ___N___.
Divine splendor; ___O___ sits near.

3
When the ___P___ are overturned by the ___Q___
and ___R___ are covered by ___S___,
the ___T___ will be troubled by ___U___.
At this time the ___V___ will rule ___W___.

4
In the ___X___ there will be made ___Y___
___Z___ will have little ___AA___.
At this time the ___BB___ of the ___CC___ will be ___DD___,
___EE___ to its ___FF___.

5
They will be ___GG___ for a long drawn out ___HH__.
The ___II___ will be ___JJ___.
___KK___  will have ___LL___.
___MM___ will have their hearts ___NN___.

6
The ___OO___ of Ravenna will be ___PP___,
when ___QQ___ will fail at ___RR___.
The ___TT___ will have made ___TT___
for ___UU___, which the French will ___VV___

7
Arrived ___WW___, the act has been ___WWII___.
___XX___ was against them, letters ___YY___ on their way.
The ___ZZ___ were ___a___ of a party.
By ___b___ shall ___c___ be undertaken.

8
How often will you be ___d___, O ___e___ ?
Changing laws that are ___f___.
___g___ approach you. No longer will you be ___h___.
___i___ will revive your ___j___.







A.  1 - night
      2 - day
      3 - coffee
      4 - dawn
      5 - tea
      6 - home
      7 - the throne
      8 - work

B.   1 - study
       2 - bathroom
       3 - public area
       4 - automobile
       5 - garden
       6 - toaster
       7 - egg
       8 - plastic bag

C.   1 - tip of Mount Everest
       2 - brass tripod
       3 - crack of my ass
       4 - nose of a wayward pterodactyl
       5 - Principia Discordia
       6 - Pope's mitre
       7 - lost undersea world of Jaques Cousteau
       8 - sock that I found behind the couch

D.   1 - flamer
       2 - gigantic volcanic eruption
       3 - calculus exam
       4 - pixie
       5 - muffled groan
       6 - flame
       7 - noxious gas
       8 - gurgle

E.   1 - gas tank of a '66 convertable
       2 - bathroom door
       3 - void
       4 - CD player
       5 - deflating balloon
       6 - baby's diaper
       7 - Garden of Eden
       8 - Elder Sign

F.    1 - true
       2 - false
       3 - true in some sense
       4 - false in some sense
       5 - meaningless in some sense
       6 - true and false
       7 - none of the above
       8 - neither true, false nor meaningless

G.   1 - red
       2 - flying high above my head
       3 - grape flavored
       4 - hammered into the skull of that idiot
       5 - believed in vain
       6 - contrived by ordinary means
       7 - summoned
       8 - poke in the bum

H.   1 - mug of root beer
       2 - first of two cups
       3 - Sacred Chao
       4 - phallus
       5 - vaginal substitute
       6 - leftover spooge
       7 - Empire State Building
       8 - wand

I.   1 - the tripod's
     2 - the chained up orangatuang's
     3 - Cthulu's
     4 - your momma's
     5 - my own
     6 - your
     7 - the Sunday School teacher's
     8 - Brittany Spear's

J.   1 - great care
     2 - no help
     3 - water
     4 - MC Hammer
     5 - Alsister Crowley
     6 - a thick mayonaise like substance
     7 - bacon
     8 - the government's approval

K.   1 - hem
       2 - stem
       3 - hams
       4 - gems
       5 - top and bottom
       6 - outside and inside
       7 - overturned wharf rats
       8 - hovercraft

L.   1 - inner child
      2-  own personal Jesus
      3 - long curly hair
      4 - vaginal area
      5 - mistaken identity
      6 - runaway bride
      7 - free yogurt sample
      8 - garment and his foot
       
M.  1 - a screaming virgin
       2 - from beyond
       3 - out of nowhere
       4 - telling him to wash his hands
       5 - that he can't hear
       6 - drowned in ketchup
       7 - fear
       8 - harsh and unloving, yet somehow attractive

N.   1 - sheets
       2 - robes
       3 - magic underwear
       4 - mothers afterglow
       5 - stolen unwashed bra
       6 - getaway car
       7 - pastor's rectum
       8 - unaligned perversion

O.   1 - the God
       2 - Otter from Animal House
       3 - An elephant in the living room
       4 - Your father
       5 - My father
       6 - Our father, who farts in heaven
       7 - Utter failure
       8 - A lucky dolphin

P.  1 - litters
     2 - little tiny agnsts
     3 - epochs of disco
     4 - used diapers
     5 - twin towers
     6 - oily wastes
     7 - fanatical gamers
     8 - transparent arguments

Q.  1 - tide of unrest
      2 - sane
      3 - combined might of Count Chocula, Captain Crunch and the Argonaughts
      4 - whirlwind
      5 - ghost of Chris Farley
      6 - Exon Valdez
      7 - , Holy Fuck!  Pterodactyls
      8 - gold changers on Mount Siani

R.   1 - screaming monkeys
       2 - faces
       3 - feces
       4 - orange jumpsuits
       5 - bound hands and legs
       6 - holy tomes
       7 - arachnid like eyeballs
       8 - unwashed undies

S.   1 - clocks
      2 - monkey dung
      3 - large amorphous geletain
      4 - the yellowpages
      5 - state law
      6 - your AAA membership
      7 - a yellow submarine
      8 - cloaks

T.  1 - entirety of the universe
     2 - Machine (TM)
     3 - polyp on your ass
     4 - new republic
     5 - spiders of mars
     6 - house of He Who Must Not Be Named
     7 - sponge-like appendages
     8 - unwashed masses

U.  1 - a urinary tract infection
      2 - the PD.com crew
      3 - its people
      4 - oblivious rulers
      5 - metric rulers
      6 - Holy Fuck! Pterodactyls
      7 - mysoginistic feminists
      8 - assholes

V.  1 - lava lamps
      2 - aristocrats
      3 - reds and whites
      4 - flying monkeys
      5 - youth culture that killed my dog
      6 - hippies
      7 - prophets
      8 - inbred

W.  1 - over everything
       2 - pop media
       3 - nothing really
       4 - the willing
       5 - wrongly
       6 - rightly
       7 - in tight blue jeans
       8 - in soiled robes

X.   1 - world
       2 - tiny Kingdom of Lilliputt
       3 - galactic empire
       4 - secret garden behind my house
       5 - eternal spring of life
       6 - left earlobe
       7 - back seat of my '60 chevy
       8 - mind of the Minolta

Y.   1 - an image of a UFO
      2 - the 23 Apples of Eris
      3 - huge apelike creatures
      4 - green M&M's
      5 - a king
      6 - an image of an impression of something that used to be but arguable doesn't exist in any pertinent form
      7 - Charlie and the Choclate Factory
      8 - the new continent

Z.   1 -  who
       2 - what
       3 - where
       4 - when
       5 - why
       6 - how
       7 - Sneezy dwarf
       8 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos

AA.  1 - brutal foot fungi
        2 - peace and short life
        3 - penuses
        4 - children
        5 - green tentacles
        6 - global warming fetishes
        7 - plumes of non-detectable oil
        8 - infighting contrarians

BB.  1 - underbelly of the Beast
        2 - Erisian Liberation Front
        3 - Army of Darkness
        4 - fans of Star Trek
        5 - ship
        6 - marketing division
        7 - submarine
        8 - UFO

CC.  1 - anti-christ
        2 - damned
        3 - first season
        4 - elephantitis sufferers
        5 - bunless hotdog eating ZOOMFG crowd
        6 - Regis and Kelly fans
        7 - Papacy
        8 - South Korean Navy

DD.  1 - found
         2 - morphed
         3 - WOMPed
         4 - lost
         5 - Lost
         6 - made to sing the Hokey Pokey
         7 - won
         8 - made by outsourced Chinese laborers

EE.  5 - ran into the ground
        3 - eaten by Millions of Screaming Yahoos
        8 - torn into giant slabs
        4 - ingnored completely
        2 - swayed by mass media
        6 - governed
        1 - argued into oblivion
        7 - shriveled up by cold water

FF.  1 - zenith
       2 - far horizon
       3 - greatest detriment
       4 - tastiest
       5 - 50th date with Adam Sandberg
       6 - best high of the week
       8 - highest score ever
       7 - smallest size

GG.  1 - flung like monkey poo
         2 - hung like horses
         3 - called nasty names
         4 - drawn toward
         5 - driven away
         6 - sexed up like never before
         7 - driven over
         8 - taken by the Evil Queens of Discordia
       
HH.  4 - smoke session
         3 - talking to
         7 - fight
         1 - fright
         8 - boiling in oil
         2 - mediocre posting
         6 - unemployment line
         5 - labia

II.     1 - Insane Clown Posse
        4 - Nation of Islam
        5 - people on soapboxes
        8 - countryside
        7 - poker players
        3 - heartbroken assholes
        2 - slayers of dragons
        6 - mathematicians and scientists

JJ.   5 - entertained at last
      6 - ignored
      4 - most greviously troubled
      1 - made to dance
      3 - subjected to talk radio
      8 - jerked off
      2 - never heard from again
      7 - lied to like always

KK.  8 - Everybody and their brother
        7 - Nobody inparticular
        6 - Town and country
        5 - Eris
        4 - My left shoe
        2 - ATT call centers
        3 - Bush who is W
        1 - Arrogant bastards

LL.  4 - no patience
        8 - third testicles
        3 - dangling earings
        5 - greater ease of use
        7 - greater struggle
        2 - male enhancements
        1 - lost her keys
        6 - a misplaced sense of order

MM. 1 - The Raiders and the Saints
         4 - Josie and the Pussycats
         5 - Jason and the Argonaughts
         7 - Pork byproducts
         2 - Spastic cephalopods
         8 - Carcassonne and Narbonne
         3 - Catan and the Seafarers Expansion
         6 - Monty Python fans

NN.  1 - eaten by maggots
         2 - sharpened to a fine point
         6 - engorged for more than 4 hours and have to call their doctor
         4 - altered into the form of water
         8 - twisted away
         7 - tried
         5 - fried
         3 - baconized

OO.  2 - boobs
         1 - gangreenous member
         4 - eye
         3 - dirty sanchezed ear
         6 - spastic colon
         5 - coke filled nose
         8 - CD player
         7 - DEV2.0 album

PP.  7 - peed upon
        5 - PD upon
        2 - forsaken
        4 - showered in gold
        3 - sprayed down
        8 - hosed off
        1 - wet and slimy
        6 - placed in two cups

QQ.  6 - his wings
         8 - her wings
         4 - his vagina
         1 - her testes
         2 - the earlobes of droopiness
         5 - his dog's droppings
         3 - all the money in the world
         7 - The Heaven's Gate Cult

RR.  1 - his feet
        2 - her feet
        4 - the break of day
        6 - tonight's top ten listings
        5 - tying shoes
        3 - driving and chewing gum
        7 - nothing in particular
        8 - creating a funny post

SS.  6 - nazi skinheads
       4 - two of Bresse
       5 - two of these
       7 - Magnum of Opus
       3 - idiots in charge
       2 - misled masses
       1 - Cherry Poppin Daddies
       8 - followers of prophecy

TT.  1 - an Orange Julius
       2 - a large defication
       3 - a constitution
       4 - an epic fail
       5 - a broken down jalopy
       6 - time for a smoke break
       7 - Depeche Mode
       8 - incarnations of Elvis

UU.  4 - Turin and Vercelli
          5 - Millie and Vanillie
          2 - Ike and Tina
          7 - Donny and Marie
          6 - Babylon and Bagdad
          1 - Ancient Aliens
          8 - the East and the West
          3 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos

VV.  8 - run away from
        7 - surrender to
        6 - hide away from
        5 - not be party to
        4 - party to
        3 - turn into crepes
        2 - trample underfoot
        1 - rudely serve

WW.  7 - just in the nick of time
           6 - after the party started but still fashionably late
           5 - with bells and whistles
           4 - dressed in drag
           3 - on the backs of the poor
           2 - too late
           1 - in the back of my grandad's pick-up
           8 - on Holy Fuck! Pterodactyls

WWII.  5 - enigmatized
             4 - consumated
             8 - invaded
             3 - watched a hundred times
             6 - done to death
             7 - drawn and quartered
             1 - bombed by HIMEOBS
             2 - done

XX.  1 - The wind
        2 - The whole of PD.com
        3 - The first Mother against Drunk Driving
        4 - Archie Bunker
        5 - My invisible friend
        6 - Ron Jeremy
        7 - The Knight Who Says Ni
        8 - Jenna Jameson

YY.  1 - written
        3 - organized
        5 - disorganized
        7 - spat upon
        2 - sat upon
        4 - shat upon
        8 - intercepted
        6 - lost by the USPS

ZZ.  2 - Top
        8 - lost boys
        5 - Jesus freaks
        3 - armed hostages
        6 - fanatical few
        1 - Sunshine Band
        7 - Men Who Stare At Goats
        4 - conspirators

a.   8 - sixteen
      7 - underage but appreciative
      6 - fourteen
      5 - eighteen
      4 - millions
      3 - really in need
      2 - afraid
      1 - not going

b.  1 - Clouseau
     2 - Rousseau
     3 - Cousteau
     4 - Bledsoe
     5 - Belushi
     7 - the other Belushi
     6 - John Stuart Mill
     8 - Gum

c.   4 - underage drinking
      3 - preverted altruistsms
      2 - these enterprises
      1 - great creations
      8 - long car rides
      7 - ridiculous posts
      6 - month long quests
      5 - diaper changing

d.   5 - smoked
      4 - injected
      3 - freed
      2 - peed upon
      6 - eaten
      7 - misled
      8 - ground into powder
      1 - captured

e.   7 - children of the sun
      8 - offspring of the Old Ones
      1 - city of the sun
      3 - Los Angeles Lakers
      5 - pussy whipped significant others
      2 - eaters of cheese
      4 - mothers of invention
      6 - demon spawn

f.  1 - fair and just
    2 - enforced upon all
    3 - arbitrarily rolled up
    4 - barbaric and vain
    5 - incomprehensible
    6 - physical in nature
    7 - mostly fluff
    8 - not

g.  3 - Good Times
     2 - Bad times
     4 - Millions of Screaming Yahoos
     7 - The Goonies
     5 - Fabricated Gods
     8 - A sample collector
     1 - Your boss and her boss
     6 - A forgotten doughnut and day old coffee

h.  1 - hungry
     2 - free
     3 - enslaved
     4 - engorged
     5 - overweight
     6 - intelligent
     7 - stupid
     8 - hairless

i.  8 - Great Hadrie
    7 - Heroin
    6 - Crushed up Hershey Bars
    5 - Bacon Bits
    4 - A meteorite
    2 - Purple Rain
    3 - Nothing
    1 - Me, Bender

j.  4 - veins
    3 - lungs
    5 - sense of humor
    6 - dead wife
    1 - interwebs
    8 - outerwebs
    2 - vericose veins
    7 - numbering system