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Worst location ever

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 06, 2010, 05:20:59 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

June 06, 2010, 05:20:59 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Jasper

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June 06, 2010, 07:07:42 AM
Why is there a mickey dees' in the middle of some park in Hillsboro?

WHY.

Requia ☣

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June 06, 2010, 07:08:31 AM
I think its a map error, I can't see any buildings there when I zoom in.
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Jasper

#3
June 06, 2010, 07:09:46 AM
If this is truly 'worst location ever', it might be in a hidden bunker.

Vene

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June 06, 2010, 04:54:18 PM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on June 06, 2010, 07:08:31 AM
I think its a map error, I can't see any buildings there when I zoom in.
Has to be one, I know that google maps places a local clinic in the middle of a baseball field. It was fun trying to find them using the interwebs.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
June 06, 2010, 05:43:19 PM
The review about "poor location and slow service" makes me LOL.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Bruno

#6
June 06, 2010, 06:22:05 PM
There's another one about a mile up the road that seems a little more corporeal.
Formerly something else...

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
June 06, 2010, 06:59:58 PM
I think we should organize an outing and try to go there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Storebrand

#8
June 07, 2010, 12:59:12 AM
Send a bunch of e-mails and letters complaining about the lack of service at said location.  Include google map and pictures of people waiting in line for said shitty service.  Extra points for anyone willing to stand in front of the line wearing...   http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/queen-elizabeth-in-a-mcdonalds-uniform.jpg

Golden Applesauce

#9
June 07, 2010, 01:48:02 AM
Possibly it's a recent map overlaid on an old satellite photo?
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BADGE OF HONOR

#10
June 07, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Nah sometimes they just make mistakes.  For a while google maps said there was a Dairy Queen in a neighborhood that has no businesses at all, and never has.   
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
June 07, 2010, 03:41:55 AM
In the spirit of confusion, I like it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

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June 07, 2010, 03:57:40 AM
Now I want to go get take-out from the visible McDonald's nearby and eat it at that exact spot. Could be a fun picnic y/n?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
June 08, 2010, 12:09:15 AM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on June 07, 2010, 03:57:40 AM
Now I want to go get take-out from the visible McDonald's nearby and eat it at that exact spot. Could be a fun picnic y/n?

Yes!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Iason Ouabache

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June 08, 2010, 06:05:26 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on June 07, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
Nah sometimes they just make mistakes.  For a while google maps said there was a Dairy Queen in a neighborhood that has no businesses at all, and never has.   
Google Maps says that there is an invisible Church of Scientology about a mile away from me in a residential area. I'm disappointed that I can't find it.
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