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Started by Doktor Howl, June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

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maphdet

Dok, are the letters hand written?

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: maphdet on July 17, 2010, 01:33:24 AM
Dok, are the letters hand written?



No.  As anyone who has seen my handwriting on envelopes can tell, my handwriting is absolute shit.  Mailmen curse me daily, and the Chinese guy at the post office scowls at me with a hatred that is focused like a laser beam.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Got Nast and Richter's packages.   :lulz:

Pics of the horrible shit they sent - along with Remington's gift, and the lovely and amazing gift his GF made for me, will be posted tomorrow.

Richter, you are truly a craftsman, by the way.  I can't wait to try these out on the engineer.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 13, 2010, 07:12:37 PM
Finished another seven letters.  So that's:

Kel & Badge*
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter*
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington*
Charley Brown*
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast*
LMNO*
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne*
Hoops
Pixie
Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
Risus
ECH.


So that's 32 so far.  I am 7 ahead of schedule.  I should finish the first list within two weeks, after which I will publish all the letters, and the responses I get.

Please note that the second time through the list will be restricted to people that answer by snail mail.  Posts here, PMs, and emails don't count.  The asterix next to the name means I have actually received a response.

Updated for responses.
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

BTW I will be on holiday away for two weeks from this monday*, I dunno if you've sent mine yet, but if it's a package they can't fit through the post-slit in the frontdoor**, they'll deliver it to the below neighbours, who are a really sweet couple about my age with a dog and a 2mo old baby***, so I hope it doesn't look too scary on the outside :)



[* Monday july 19th until max 31th, I'll probably be online now and then, but just not home to receive snailmail]

[** what's that called? they slide envelopes and newspapers through a slit in the door here, don't you just have letterboxes in the US? I can't remember if I ever saw one of those slits on US/TV]

[*** who are worried enough cause they're looking straight at the drug-dealing/addicts house across the street I talked about earlier]
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Triple Zero on July 17, 2010, 12:49:47 PM
BTW I will be on holiday away for two weeks from this monday*, I dunno if you've sent mine yet, but if it's a package they can't fit through the post-slit in the frontdoor**, they'll deliver it to the below neighbours, who are a really sweet couple about my age with a dog and a 2mo old baby***, so I hope it doesn't look too scary on the outside :)



[* Monday july 19th until max 31th, I'll probably be online now and then, but just not home to receive snailmail]

[** what's that called? they slide envelopes and newspapers through a slit in the door here, don't you just have letterboxes in the US? I can't remember if I ever saw one of those slits on US/TV]

[*** who are worried enough cause they're looking straight at the drug-dealing/addicts house across the street I talked about earlier]

It's just a regular letter, addressed with our real names and no weirdness.  That all comes when you open it.
Molon Lube

Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

I'm already writing you a letter, Dok. It's disjointed and written entirely on a guest check pad that's all worn out from my pocket at work.

You should have the comics back today as well.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on July 17, 2010, 07:20:49 PM
I'm already writing you a letter, Dok. It's disjointed and written entirely on a guest check pad that's all worn out from my pocket at work.

You should have the comics back today as well.

Got it, along with some hilarious stuff.  Those flyers are going up this weekend.
Molon Lube

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Dysnomia

I received your glorious letter in the mail today, and am already formulating a response.


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Richter

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:24:41 AM
Got Nast and Richter's packages.   :lulz:

Pics of the horrible shit they sent - along with Remington's gift, and the lovely and amazing gift his GF made for me, will be posted tomorrow.

Richter, you are truly a craftsman, by the way.  I can't wait to try these out on the engineer.

Thank you, I hope they serve you well.  :mrgreen:
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I wrote half a letter to you today. Might finish it tomorrow if I have some time & space.
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Suu

I accidentally the whole guest check pad.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."