Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Doktor Howl]

Fucking awesome.  I knew I chose the right spag for that helmet! 

[LMNO]

I got mine over the weekend.

Mrs LMNO was all, "You got some kind of letter... From Arizona."

"Oh!  That's... Well..." I said.

"Is this that letter you were telling me about?"

"Yeah.  You want to open it?"

"FUCK NO.  I've heard your little stories about that guy."

"Oh, he's not so bad.  Go ahead."

"..."





It took three Zoloft and two Demerol to get her out of the bathroom and to stop screaming;  Unfortunately, now she wants to vacation in AZ this winter.  She said she needs to see for herself.

Expect a response shortly.

[Doktor Howl]

I got mine over the weekend.

Mrs LMNO was all, "You got some kind of letter... From Arizona."

"Oh!  That's... Well..." I said.

"Is this that letter you were telling me about?"

"Yeah.  You want to open it?"

"FUCK NO.  I've heard your little stories about that guy."

"Oh, he's not so bad.  Go ahead."

"..."





It took three Zoloft and two Demerol to get her out of the bathroom and to stop screaming;  Unfortunately, now she wants to vacation in AZ this winter.  She said she needs to see for herself.

Expect a response shortly.

WOOOOOO!

[Jasper]

My god.  I wasn't afraid before, but now...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The only reason I haven't posted pics of mine yet is because I need a ladder.

[Jasper]

Wha-

No, I decided I'm not curious. 

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

I got mine.

Roger,

You HORRIBLE bastard! How could you!? I'll never get the stains, or the smell out.

In other news. Yeah. Londinivm. Totally.

[Doktor Howl]

I got mine.

Roger,

You HORRIBLE bastard! How could you!? I'll never get the stains, or the smell out.

In other news. Yeah. Londinivm. Totally.

It's funny that my letters to the UK and Australia take half the time as the letters to Canada.

This leads me to an interesting hypothesis.

[hooplala]

No no, I got mine a week ago... my site only just returned today.   I still have a dark spot in the middle of my vision, but it will pass... I think...

I shall return the favour soon enough, mon ami.

[Doktor Howl]

No no, I got mine a week ago... my site only just returned today.   I still have a dark spot in the middle of my vision, but it will pass... I think...

I shall return the favour soon enough, mon ami.

You deserved it.  I saw what you did to the Botanical Gardens in Hamilton.  You bastard.

[Adios]

Reply of Horror will be in mail tomorrow.

[Remington]

Be on the lookout for a large white box, Dok. When opening said box you may want to be wearing your glacier goggles (safety first).

[Doktor Howl]

Be on the lookout for a large white box, Dok. When opening said box you may want to be wearing your glacier goggles (safety first).

woo

[Doktor Howl]

Faust, apologies, but your letter will be delayed by one week on account of I can't get to the post office, and so am only sending out US mail this week.  Next week will be all UK/Ireland/Eurospags.

Done:

Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS

Will go in the mail tomorrow.

[Doktor Howl]

New totals:

Kel & Badge
Kai
Nonpublished
Fred
Cram
Richter
Devil Squirrel (old member)
Nigel
Remington
Charley Brown
Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO
Vexation
Dimo
Net
Cainad
Bella/HFLS
Doktor Vitriol
Squid
Jenne
Hoops
Pixie


So that's 25 so far.  About 20 more to go, for the first time around.

Edited to add names omitted.