Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Doktor Howl]

Got Charley's response.

[Adios]

Got Charley's response.

[Jenne]

You should be getting mine in a day or two.  Unless USPS is full of more fail than it usually is.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm trying

[Doktor Howl]

Got two letters today.

Jenne's was very nice, and weird in her subtle way.  She footnoted everything, which made for an interesting read.

LMNO's was fucking horrible, and I came perilously close to (literally) pissing my pants.  However, Jenne's went through the scanner and LMNO's didn't, because, well...How the fuck WOULD I scan that?

[Cainad (dec.)]

x-posted from the wrong thread:

Just got it today. Powerful stuff, Dok. Already a reply is churning in my head, and the first ideas are being scrawled out as we speak.


Edit: Finished. Gonna sleep on it and check it tomorrow, and it'll go out as soon as I get ahold of an envelope and stamp

[Nast]

I've finished my response, will mail hopefully tomorrow.

[LMNO]

Got two letters today.

Jenne's was very nice, and weird in her subtle way.  She footnoted everything, which made for an interesting read.

LMNO's was fucking horrible, and I came perilously close to (literally) pissing my pants.  However, Jenne's went through the scanner and LMNO's didn't, because, well...How the fuck WOULD I scan that?

Scrape the furry bits off, first.

[Jenne]

Woohoo!  That must be why you were calling--sorry, my phone decided to decamp, and then when I got it recharged, turns out I had 15 (FIFTEEN!!!) missed calls during the day!

I fucking swear I hate AT&T.

But I'm glad you liked it...I was having a brainfart.  I shoved the photo in at the last second...it sorta depicts my whole attitude atm, lmao.

[Faust]

Uh oh, today is Tuesday, its only a matter of time now.

[Doktor Howl]

Uh oh, today is Tuesday, its only a matter of time now.

3 more to write, will mail Thursday, actually.

When I write to Eurospags, I have to actually go to the post office to send them.  They know me there, now, and they give me the stink eye.

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, for the last fucking time, this is SNAIL MAIL.  No more fucking email addies, please.

[Doktor Howl]

Also, what the hell is up with fucking Brit postal addresses?

There is no need for descriptive phrases in a Goddamn address.

Charles Crazyteeth
120 Blueblood Lane
Buggering on the Thames
Buttholeshire
fuk u69
UK

That is too much fucking information.  All you need is

Name
Street Address
City & Zip code
Nation

That's it.  Fix that shit, please.  Also, your phone numbers are needlessly complicated.  And you fuckers INVENTED the language, please fucking use it in an understandable manner.  kthxbye.

[Jenne]

  Ok, NOW I can laugh...felt bad laughing at your post before that one, though I did it and didn't post it.  The above, now, I've heard you rant on before, and though I find UK addresses quaint, while traveling there, I CERTAINLY have to agree...it's needlessly complicated.

(but still cute...)

[Jenne]

Also, could you FIT more Brit stereotypes in that address?  "Charles CRAZYTEETH"?