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Forgot about Dok

Started by Doktor Howl, June 07, 2010, 07:45:52 PM

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Doktor Howl

[dok]

Ya'll know me still the same ol' D
But I been low key
Hated on by most these noobs
Wit no cheese, no rants and no G's, no rage and no disease
No guns, no brain damage, and no STD's
Mad at me cause
I can finally get away with abusing my family with unnecessary IV's
Got a crib with a lab and it's all full of racks
To add to the tub full of smack
Sitting up in the shed in back of my house like a trophy
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my weirdness freeze
LMNO, Please
You better wear a spike on both knees
Who you think taught you to puke rants
Who you think brought you the poompy pance
Chef D's 's Hambone's and MRH's and "Bob D O double B's
And a cabal that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a podcast full of insane beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your forum wasn't doin too good
Who's the dok that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you noobs that said that I turned grey
Or that the mad science is gheyy
ya'll are the reason Dok ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, KILL ME
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - Freeky]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dok

[Freeky]
So what do you say to everybody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring pinealism your way
Wanna resolve things in a sillier way
Just study a post of MSY.
One day I was walkin by
With an ipod on
When I caught EoC givin me the evil eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his ridiculous tie
I don't give a fuck if it's PD or not
I'm harder than me trying to park a Dodge
When I'm high on pills
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with a broken dick trying walk it off
Fuck you too Burns call the cops
Ima sechs you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the mods came through
Me and Dok stood next to a burnt down thread
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still ain't banned yet
From here on out it's the moronic 2
Startin today and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit some cactus too
[Record scratch]
Nurse Freeky hotter than a plate of sex beef
In a hooptie jeep with the windows up
And the temp goes up with no relief
Callin men ladies
Sorry Dok but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Dimo

[chorus x2]

[Dok]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop reading my shit for free
Wit your hands out trying to grope me
Like you want it to hurt when you pee
When my last rant was out you wasn't humpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me for some horrible disease
But you won't get a microbe from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Tucson
I told em all
All them little Discordians
Who you think helped warp 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about puns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I told 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dok fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a wrench and a lathe
Tryna get Nurse Freeky off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Cramulus
It ain't gonna be nothin after us
So give me one more podcase and fuck Stang
You can have it back
So where's all the mad ranters at
It's like a bathroom stall in this habitat
But all you fucked up cats
Knew that I was killing a motherfucker
When you were sniffin' around Eldora's snatch

[chorus X3]

Yeah, I'm bored
Molon Lube

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

Damn.

I chortled.

CHORTLED, I SAY!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on June 07, 2010, 07:54:00 PM
Damn.

I chortled.

CHORTLED, I SAY!

That was way harder than I thought. 

I need to look up more gangsta rap lyrics.  Perhaps a little something by Ice Cube, or perhaps Tone Loc.
Molon Lube

LMNO


Adios



Cramulus



:hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

break it down, doc!


this is slick shit - what's it a parody of? I'm feeling awfully suburban right now.  :oops:


THIS IS THE CRAMULUS MILLENIUM

LMNO

"forgot about dre" from the Chronic 2001 album, I believe.

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat


Eater of Clowns

 :lulz:

So when are you laying down the tracks fo this one?

I used to know all the words for Dre's part when my roommate and I were practicing for an open mic night to do it acoustic.   :x
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.


Remington

 :mittens:

This needs a music video.
Is it plugged in?

P3nT4gR4m

:mittens:

I can't not pick up that torch!  :lulz:

You are about to witness the strength of pure ignorance

Verse One: P3nT4gR4m

Straight out the gutter, dumb fucking psycho name of P 3
From a board called niggaz with Pee Dee
When I'm called out, I got my dick out
Squeeze the prostrate, and suddenly its white out
Screw you, if you steal my pornography
I'ma make you puke when I jack off to goatse
Got no standards, enn ess eff double you
Playin with my poop like I belong a zoo
Trolls start to post free, they wanna flame me
Fuck with them and fry their brain like KFC
Burn em up with ignited butt gas
Shoop a dick straight into yo moms ass
So back out of fread quickly
Aint no arguing with logic this sickly
Here's another quip to keep yo goin
Tryin to get through to me your dick is showin
P3-nT is the tool
Don't make me throw more motherfuckin stool
You gonna lose your lunch, no maybe
I shooped my lips on a goddamn baby
yo srsly WTF and OMG
I'm Jack Nicholson - Wait'll they get a load of me
Knocking walls down with my F-A-C-E
Aint no cunt here as batshit as me
So when I'm in your thread, you're shit outa luck
Cos P3nT4gR4m is derailing this fuck
As I'm banned I just grab a new IP
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight out of PD


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