Forgot about Dok

[LMNO]

Whew!


I'm thinking of trying "It Takes Two" by Rob Bass.

I wanna post right now
My name is DK and I came to flame down.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall

I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall

Look at this, look at this
mouth open wide while it's filled with piss
Ewwwww!!
And that's just the first
now you're gonna have to scroll down a bit
I can show you how to split a cock
I can show you an inflated nutsack
I can upload a million prolapsed
colons swinging down from below the buttcrack
I can find a spike through human skin
I can tell if the poop is genuine
I know all the urls to go to
and I know everywhere they deleted them
Me and my friend found torture porn
me and my friend saw a grain of corn
and guess whose ass was torn
we can post anything we want just look

I can upload faster than you can scroll
than you can scroll
than you can scroll

I keep em coming till you lose your bowel control
your bowel control
your bowel control

Looky here, lookee here
Just a glance is enough to make you feel the fear
A leg
In such a small hole
all lubed up through gritted teeth
I can make everybody claw their eyes out
I can make governments pass a bill
I can make obscenity campaigners shout
"Shit this P3nT4gR4m must be killed"
I can make animals look erotic
I can make you punch the screen in dramatic fury
I know how to roon the internet
And I can make you want to get it banned
Basement dwelling tubesock fuckers
me and my friends wanna cause a ruckus
We post the things that give you nightmares
I do more than your guts will bear

I can fill a forum with some tentacles
with some tentacles
with some tentacles
And motherfuckers cutting off their genitals
their genitals
their genitals

Look at you, look at you
Begging "Please stop!"
And it gets me off to see
you losing the plot
My pron is sickening
My snuff is gross
My motive is giggling
My power to post
I can log on from a fresh location
post geriatric masturbation
Delete it all before you can tell the admin
then blame it on you and you sick fixation
I can make anybody spew their guts up
Just because I need lulz hehe
I can always find something extra fucked up
I have it all saved on my HD

I can post a jpeg that you won't believe
You won't believe
you won't believe
and I have the video that proves its real
that proves it's real
that proves it's real
And I can end the forum in a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case
In a legal case

I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall

I can make you puke with an imagewall
an imagewall
an imagewall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLUX0y4EptA

[BadBeast]

You're fucking good at this P3nt,
You might even be defining a genre here. Something like "Wrong Hop"  or "UK Scat-grime" or "43's-Groove"
I can just hear Tim "Big Dog" Westwood, shouting you onto the Main Stage at Glasto,

Big up my Main man, MC P3nty pl3nty, with his heuwge Twostep 43's groove, that's been ripping up dance floors all over the UK this Summer "Feelin' you Fistin it' , out next week on the "Riptup Rongcok" label.   

[LMNO]

P3nt, that was disturbingly brilliant.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Heh 

I got interrupted midway but I'm planning on doing the rest later. 

[Jasper]

That was amazing.  It was surprisingly easy to hear the original vocals doing it, too.

[Sister_Gothique]

PD rap-off.....My brain just doesn't know how to handle that right now.

[LMNO]

I like Pee Dee
And I cannot lie
You other posters can't deny
When a noob walks in like they own the place
And a rant against Greyface,
They get FLAMED!
Before their posts reach fifty
(If they keep acting shifty)
Deep in the thread he's jacking
He's down and we can't stop smacking
Keep posting! (yeah!)
Keep posting (yeah!)
Even Dimo's got to say...
Baby got PWNED!

[AFK]

Definitely recognize that one. 

[P3nT4gR4m]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real attention whore please sit down?
I repeat will the real attention whore please sit down?
We're gonnna have a flamewar here...

Y'all act like you never seen this asswipe before
All posting some more, like Aini just burst in the door
and started bitchin and whining worse than before
she first made us snore, throwing up over everything
It's the return of the ... "Ofuk, nowai? That's terrible,
don't take the pills, put the knife down, srsly"
And Doc Howl said ... "fuck you, you idiot!"
Doc Howl's pissed, he's had enough of your bullshit
PD regulars hate drama shit
*chikka chikka chicka*
fread roont, ultimate fail split
Look at them piling in posting "who gives a fuck"
"I'm ignoring you", "until I reply to this one too!"
Yeah we probly got a couple of trolls we haven't used yet
but what's worse than the flouncer is the attention they get
Sometimes I wanna take the pledge and walk away, but can't
it's too much fun to stick around and play
"nobody gives a shit, nobody gives a shit"
Kill yourself and fuck the body, really we mean it
and that's the message we deliver to fucks like you
and expect you to lurk moar, and not do what you do
of course you're gonna whine about the way we treat noobs
before they even hit fifty
We got a fucking policy don't we?
We aint nothing but monkeys and we like to throw shit
at pretty much anyone who seems to deserve it
but if you can post like it's your goddess given right
then there's no reason why the rest of us can't flame your shite
Life is tough, dude, get a fucking helmet
Really really discordians ain't what you expected

[chorus X2]
Cause I'm just flaming, yes I'm the real flamer
all you whiny little bitches better go somewhere tamer
So will you please fuck off or grow a set
grow a set, grow a set?

[Rev. Dr. Narot]

I can't not pick up that torch! 

You are about to witness the strength of pure ignorance

Verse One: P3nT4gR4m

Straight out the gutter, dumb fucking psycho name of P 3
From a board called niggaz with Pee Dee
When I'm called out, I got my dick out
Squeeze the prostrate, and suddenly its white out
Screw you, if you steal my pornography
I'ma make you puke when I jack off to goatse
Got no standards, enn ess eff double you
Playin with my poop like I belong a zoo
Trolls start to post free, they wanna flame me
Fuck with them and fry their brain like KFC
Burn em up with ignited butt gas
Shoop a dick straight into yo moms ass
So back out of fread quickly
Aint no arguing with logic this sickly
Here's another quip to keep yo goin
Tryin to get through to me your dick is showin
P3-nT is the tool
Don't make me throw more motherfuckin stool
You gonna lose your lunch, no maybe
I shooped my lips on a goddamn baby
yo srsly WTF and OMG
I'm Jack Nicholson - Wait'll they get a load of me
Knocking walls down with my F-A-C-E
Aint no cunt here as batshit as me
So when I'm in your thread, you're shit outa luck
Cos P3nT4gR4m is derailing this fuck
As I'm banned I just grab a new IP
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight out of PD

I am extremely impressed. Do record please? 

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'm seriously considering doing the flobots one. I think I could just about rap that. Eminem, otoh, is beyond me 

[Eater of Clowns]

P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
P-D.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit

There's no place to run, it's our stadium - pd,
you'll see, no place for the weak.
CRAM! shitfuck DAMN!  I SLAM!
JAM!  just like p3nt4GR4M!

(RWHN)

I be stunnin and gunnin my style is punnin
I'm spottin more fools than Kruger and Dunnin'
In the FAQ thread - I said
Maybe Goddess don't deserve this bad cred.
Doktor, who is that?  He's got the word attacks
makin noobs go boohoo like shots to the back.
We fear no one, oh no!  Here come
the battle nuns you know that Discord has 'em.

(EoC)

I've got word on this inter tube, I gets rude
And I go and fuck it up
and act nice whilst on a meat up.
With these other few spags
across the northeast, I slam bangers on danger-ous out-ings.
Now why try and test, some of PD's own best?
Blessed since birth, we'll flame in a fest.
Cause we'll bake the cake, then take the cake
and eat it too, the whole crew from one state to state.

(Chorus)
If you got beef then bring the ruckus,
PD.com ain't nuthin ta fuck wit.

(LMNO)

Frostheaves are a tough act to follow,
the Spiders they givin' us hard pills to swallow.
Though, I don't know 'bout tomorrow
their temptation welling in eyes black and hollow.
In music and writing I'm The L-M-N-O,
be they beats intense or soft and mellow
I drum for dolo.
Spags is like "Frostheaves we love you!"
Yes, I, come to get a slice of the punk and the pie
rather do than die, check my
days, all thirty worth praise,
done during a PD malaise,
I wrote it in case you forgot Eris,
amazed?  I hit p-town with gays
and I'm for any program like Blaise.



Holy fucking shit that took forever.  Well I'm happy with how it turned out.  I mostly tried to replace their references with our own, but who knows.

[-Kel-]

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real attention whore please sit down?
I repeat will the real attention whore please sit down?
We're gonnna have a flamewar here...

Y'all act like you never seen this asswipe before
All posting some more, like Aini just burst in the door
and started bitchin and whining worse than before
she first made us snore, throwing up over everything
It's the return of the ... "Ofuk, nowai? That's terrible,
don't take the pills, put the knife down, srsly"
And Doc Howl said ... "fuck you, you idiot!"
Doc Howl's pissed, he's had enough of your bullshit
PD regulars hate drama shit
*chikka chikka chicka*
fread roont, ultimate fail split
Look at them piling in posting "who gives a fuck"
"I'm ignoring you", "until I reply to this one too!"
Yeah we probly got a couple of trolls we haven't used yet
but what's worse than the flouncer is the attention they get
Sometimes I wanna take the pledge and walk away, but can't
it's too much fun to stick around and play
"nobody gives a shit, nobody gives a shit"
Kill yourself and fuck the body, really we mean it
and that's the message we deliver to fucks like you
and expect you to lurk moar, and not do what you do
of course you're gonna whine about the way we treat noobs
before they even hit fifty
We got a fucking policy don't we?
We aint nothing but monkeys and we like to throw shit
at pretty much anyone who seems to deserve it
but if you can post like it's your goddess given right
then there's no reason why the rest of us can't flame your shite
Life is tough, dude, get a fucking helmet
Really really discordians ain't what you expected

[chorus X2]
Cause I'm just flaming, yes I'm the real flamer
all you whiny little bitches better go somewhere tamer
So will you please fuck off or grow a set
grow a set, grow a set?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[dok]

Ya'll know me still the same ol' D
But I been low key
Hated on by most these noobs
Wit no cheese, no rants and no G's, no rage and no disease
No guns, no brain damage, and no STD's
Mad at me cause
I can finally get away with abusing my family with unnecessary IV's
Got a crib with a lab and it's all full of racks
To add to the tub full of smack
Sitting up in the shed in back of my house like a trophy
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my weirdness freeze
LMNO, Please
You better wear a spike on both knees
Who you think taught you to puke rants
Who you think brought you the poompy pance
Chef D's 's Hambone's and MRH's and "Bob D O double B's
And a cabal that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a podcast full of insane beats
To bump when you stroll through in your hood
And when your forum wasn't doin too good
Who's the dok that they told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you noobs that said that I turned grey
Or that the mad science is gheyy
ya'll are the reason Dok ain't been getting no sleep
So fuck ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me, KILL ME
Ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around wit me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus x2 - Freeky]

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dok

[Freeky]
So what do you say to everybody you hate
Or anybody tryna bring pinealism your way
Wanna resolve things in a sillier way
Just study a post of MSY.
One day I was walkin by
With an ipod on
When I caught EoC givin me the evil eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his ridiculous tie
I don't give a fuck if it's PD or not
I'm harder than me trying to park a Dodge
When I'm high on pills
Right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage
Hoppin out with a broken dick trying walk it off
Fuck you too Burns call the cops
Ima sechs you and them loud ass muthafuckin barkin dogs
And when the mods came through
Me and Dok stood next to a burnt down thread
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still ain't banned yet
From here on out it's the moronic 2
Startin today and tomorrow's the new
And I'm still loco enough
To choke you to death wit some cactus too
[Record scratch]
Nurse Freeky hotter than a plate of sex beef
In a hooptie jeep with the windows up
And the temp goes up with no relief
Callin men ladies
Sorry Dok but I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
It's ok go with him Dimo

[chorus x2]

[Dok]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop reading my shit for free
Wit your hands out trying to grope me
Like you want it to hurt when you pee
When my last rant was out you wasn't humpin me
But now that I got this little company
Everybody wanna come to me for some horrible disease
But you won't get a microbe from me
Cause I'm from the streets of Tucson
I told em all
All them little Discordians
Who you think helped warp 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about puns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I told 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dok fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a wrench and a lathe
Tryna get Nurse Freeky off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Cramulus
It ain't gonna be nothin after us
So give me one more podcast and fuck Stang
You can have it back
So where's all the mad ranters at
It's like a bathroom stall in this habitat
But all you fucked up cats
Knew that I was killing a motherfucker
When you were sniffin' around Eldora's snatch

[chorus X3]

Yeah, I'm bored

bumpity bump.

I want some more bad WOMP rap out of you spags.