Forgot about Dok

[Freeky]

  Still awesome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Still awesome.

MOAR.

[Freeky]

Does it have to be a whole song?  I'm not much of a WOMPer in any case, it's harder with words.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Does it have to be a whole song?  I'm not much of a WOMPer in any case, it's harder with words.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR HALF MEASURES!

[Freeky]

All right, all right.

Boys!

Yeah all I really want is BOYS!
Cuz in the morning it's BOYS
and in the evening its boys!

I like the way that they shake
As I approach them with, say, a stake
A glowing ember on the end,
to mark them as my "special friend"

Ohey, and Dok
We should really ought to talk
It has been quite a mighty while,
since I've had to use much guile

Because those boys
They are always fleeing me
And I can't personally see
Exactly why they ought to be

(Dok: The pile of bodies on the golf course, maybe?)

Oh.

[Phox]

Doktor Phox, real name, no gimmicks...

Two TCC spags go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside,
Two TCC spags go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Guess who's back? Back Again.
Phox is back. Tell a friend.
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

I've created a monster cause nobody wants to see Jenn anymore, they want Phox, I'm chopped liver. 
Well if you want Phox, this is what I'll give ya: a little bita  mixed with MSpaint thinner!
A little Twitter to kickstart my hate, quicker
Than a shock when I get jocked at the hospital by the Doktor when I'm not cooperating
'Cause I'm massagin' his prostate while he's operating! (Yeah!)

You waited this long so stop your wanking
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag, and I'm ovulating!
I know that you've got a job Nurse Freeky, but the Reverend's rage problem is complicating.

Now Washington, D.C. won't let me be,
Or let Manning be free,
So let me see.
Felt no love at the Shroomery,
But it feels so empty at PD.
So come on and dip, bum's on your lips,
FUCK THAT.
Come on my lips and some on my tits,
And get ready,
'Cause shits about to get heavy,
Just settled all the flame wars (FUCK COYOTE!)

[chorus]
Now this don't look like my PD,
So everybody, just follow me,
'Cause we need a little Horrorology,
'Cause it feels so empty at PD.
I said this don't look like my PD,
So everybody, just follow me,
'Cause we need a little Horrorology,
'Cause it feels so empty at PD.

Little Hellions!
Spags feeling rebellious,
Embarrassed cause RAW still listened to Eris,
They start feeling like prisoners helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells DOK!

A visionary, the vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, polluting the brainwaves,
A rebel so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that life's kicking our ass,
It's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see
Such a greatf human tragedy?
You asked for me?

Well I'm back.
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Fixin' Blight's antenna, Tune it in,
Then I'm gonna enter in,
Get under his skin like a splinna. 
The center of attention, back from the winta,
I'm interesting, the best thing since breast-feeding,  infesting your glans and nesting!

*Bzzt* Testing, attention please!
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions /b/,
Here's my ten cents: 
My two cents is free: 
A nuisance, whose scent?
You sent for me?

[chorus]

A-tisket, a-tasket, I'll got tit-for-tat with
anyone who's talkin' this shit or that shit,
Shub-Crackereth,
you can get your ass kicked,
you're than those little Pop-Tart has-beens.

And you, Coyote?
You suck worse than Tay Zonday,
Refugee spag, just blow me,
You don't even know me.
You're too slow, let it go, it's over.
NOBODY LISTENS TO LMNO!
Let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with whole list of new insults,
I've been dope with a pencil ever since Kai changed his name to a symbol.

But sometimes it just seems
like everybody wants to fuck with me.
This must mean I am slut-ty,
but it's just me, I'm just obscene.
Though I'm not the first queen of constant flirting,
I am the worst thing since Elvira's DDs,
I do blue humor so selfishly,
And use it to get myself horny! (Hey!)
There's a concept that works
For twenty million other self-serving jerks,
But no matter how many spags at PD,
It would be so boring without me!

[chorus]

Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
Na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

[Kai]

 

[Don Coyote]

You have to sing these and post on Youtube.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

CAN'T...BREATHE...

[Phox]

You have to sing these and post on Youtube.

As soon as I get over this cold. 

[Jenne]

Shit, this fread went WILD!  AWESOMENESS, man!

[BadBeast]

(Roughly )To the tune of  Tupac's "California Love".


Oh Discordia, knows how to party,
At pd.com, we're not re-tardy,
In the forums, of Lady Eris,
In the forums, of our choice,
In the forums, you hear our voice,
we should get Trolling awards,
for pwning all of your boards,

Let me welcome everybody to Discord-eye ay,
we know that you can see us,
but you're too scared to play,
you been lurking forever, but you've not posted yet,
cuz we're the worst damned forum on the inter-net, Word!

(troofpaste baby, in your face, baby)     
                                                                                   Cram's verse
Why is everybody concerned about Howl?
he's just an old tired dude,
with a nasty growl,
chewing old bones in a darkened room,
Old fool, just another crazy prophet of doom,

(doom, doom baby, soon soon baby)

pd.com could be so much more,
if people weren't too afraid to stick their heads round the door,
In case Dok Howl's still keeping a score,
fapping with the womp boys, takin' the tour,
                                                                                             Dok's verse
(Fap fap baby, oil it up baby)

Well Howl is here, and his advice?
Shut up you stinky Hippy, and stop being nice,
that shit's ain't helping me be king of this place,
and I've started swelling up, when I hear your face,

(swollen up baby, skullfucker? maybe)

So go back to your larping,
It's up your street,
Or go and see how many O-ran-ges you can eat,
You can call it a GASM, let us know how it goes,
You need TP for your bunghole, when your sphincter blows,
right off!

Oh Discordia, gets people scowlin',
At pd.com, is that Dok Howl in?,
In the city, city of Tuscon,
In your forums, in your face,
Trollin' Pagans, trolling teabags,
Trollin' e-ver-y one, with a H.I.M.E.O.B.S Gun,

So why not swing by the womping thread,
all we need is a picture of your ugly head,
so we can ramp up the lulz, at your expense,
make you wish you'd never crossed the lurkers fence,

(fence fence baby, womping you maybe)

If whitr hot bile is what you want to feel,
go and have a rant, it's no big deal,
we've got a dedicated board where you can spill your guts,
But do it soon, because your whiny voice is driving us nuts,

(Nuts nuts baby, spill your gets guts baby)

You might see BadBeast, throwing some fnord,
a one man Britspag Anarchist horde,
Speed fuelled rants of purest rage,
they're should have kept that motherfucker
locked up in a cage, too late,

BadBeast baby, want your babys)

He's got the mystical visions,
like William Blake,
showin' him the correct motorcycle to take,
don't let your guard down, cuz if you give him a chance,
he'll charm his wicked way into your girlfriend's pance,

(Pance pance baby, with your girlfriend? maybe)

So come on motherfuckers,
let's see what you got,
you pussy arsed lurkers, jump into our pot,
we're not fucking monsters, but we will reshape you,
and we won't tie you up, and anally rape you.
quite yet.

Come on, all you lurkers in our internet tubes,
we'd really fucking like a few more n00bs,
It makes no difference if you come to Troll,
or if you're a pin- knee- all -ist, a pagan,
or a  hippy arsehole,

We want bite sized chunks from all of you,
we'll not stop short of callin' you,
out for the stupid stuff that you're going to say,
and when we're done, then you can go away. Or stay.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

At first I was all and then I was all "it is what it is".

However, I am not king of this place.  That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.

[BadBeast]

At first I was all and then I was all "it is what it is".

However, I am not king of this place.  That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.

Yeah, I know, I did hase it down different, on a wordpad document, but my fucking shatty PC crashed and I lost it. Had to re-do it from unintelligible notes, scrawled on paper. Paper, ffs.!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At first I was all and then I was all "it is what it is".

However, I am not king of this place.  That's Squid, who simply hands me instructions.

Yeah, I know, I did hase it down different, on a wordpad document, but my fucking shatty PC crashed and I lost it. Had to re-do it from unintelligible notes, scrawled on paper. Paper, ffs.!

Who does THAT?