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Started by Doktor Howl, June 08, 2010, 04:18:58 AM

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#15
June 08, 2010, 09:56:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 08, 2010, 05:51:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 08, 2010, 02:14:27 PM
I think it's funny.  I mean, if some repressive, hatemongering douchebag wants to give me a million dollars to flaunt my gay-friendly, sex-positive, liberal agenda music in their face, you better believe I'm taking that cash.

Won't help.  The curse doesn't care what you do with the money.  Remember Ricky Martin?  Neither do I.

He finally admitted he was gay a couple months ago.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BadBeast

#16
June 10, 2010, 07:01:09 PM
Who? Elton John? Is he Gay then?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
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Triple Zero

#17
June 10, 2010, 07:51:23 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 08, 2010, 05:23:57 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 08, 2010, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 08, 2010, 02:14:27 PM
I think it's funny.  I mean, if some repressive, hatemongering douchebag wants to give me a million dollars to flaunt my gay-friendly, sex-positive, liberal agenda music in their face, you better believe I'm taking that cash.

Using their own money against them. I may nominate Sir Elton for sainthood.

I think that Moby did the same thing with a car commercial a couple of years back. Took the royalty money and put it towards clean energy research or something.

Yes, but Moby is a douche. So it doesn't count.
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BadBeast

#18
June 10, 2010, 08:01:46 PM
Does anyone remember Moby's "Little game" he used to play for his own amusement at celebrity parties?
He would casually walk through the room, brush up against the most famous people there, and rub "Little Moby" up against them.  And YES! In his trouse3rs still, through the fabric.
He allegedly managed to do Courtney Love, Stevie Nicks, and Madonna all at the same party.
And do you know what he did?  He left early. On his own, to play WoW.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
June 11, 2010, 04:28:24 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 10, 2010, 08:01:46 PM
Does anyone remember Moby's "Little game" he used to play for his own amusement at celebrity parties?
He would casually walk through the room, brush up against the most famous people there, and rub "Little Moby" up against them.  And YES! In his trouse3rs still, through the fabric.
He allegedly managed to do Courtney Love, Stevie Nicks, and Madonna all at the same party.
And do you know what he did?  He left early. On his own, to play WoW.

He's a frotter? Wow. Never particularly liked his stuff so I never caught things like that.
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