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Started by Reeducation, June 10, 2010, 01:41:43 PM

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June 10, 2010, 01:41:43 PM
(melody stolen from backstreet boys slow song)


Some bitches try to make me feel
So gay
Feelings and all that they say
So gay
I tried to be a better man
But I think I am a failure
At that
So when I cast a shadow
On your bedroom floor
You better start running
Away

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
Before the shot
I take it off
I just take it off

Now they say I'm a monster
But I'm not
I need some love
Some love with a touch
And if that's too much to ask for
Then it seems that my actions are not
So bad
Yeah I think I'm not so bad
After all
I did not do it twice
To anyone of them

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
Still I did it without

Now listen to me my love
I'll keep this short
I promise
When I was out there
I saw someone
No she was not your mom
I went to her
And in her
In a lovely bed
Then I went to see a man
Now I'm here

I really tried
I really tried to
Be
Better
Now and forever
I have AIDS

THE END
:sad:
I am very calm

LMNO

#1
June 10, 2010, 02:20:21 PM
What the fuck?


What's with the thinly veiled homophobia?

Also, it's been done better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sCORuqZQY

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
June 10, 2010, 04:19:21 PM
It's not really veiled at all. It's pretty straight-up in-your-face homophobia. Not going to go over well around here... I guess you could call that a PD.com norm.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#3
June 10, 2010, 04:24:51 PM
If that's a norm, then I think it's FABULOUS!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#4
June 10, 2010, 05:36:52 PM
Yea the song wasn't funny either!

P3nT4gR4m

#5
June 10, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
Not the first offence

Quote from: Reeducation on February 12, 2008, 08:20:37 PM
Just thinking, how do you feel about HIM?
Is HIM music for the gay? Not saying that gay is not okay, but you know there is this man singing to you that he loves you and wants to kill you because he loves you so much and, yeah, i find it kind of gay.

Anybody? Or does everybody just love HIM back?

... or even the second.

Go fuck yourself in the ass*, shithead!  :argh!:



*with a man's dick

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#6
June 10, 2010, 06:21:50 PM Last Edit: June 10, 2010, 06:33:34 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

#7
June 10, 2010, 06:56:59 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
June 10, 2010, 08:00:54 PM
OK then. I will explain something to you; your writing is terribly unclear. Your ability to convey a set of ideas is miserable. Keep trying.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#9
June 10, 2010, 08:03:02 PM
Well, the HIM joke isn't even accurate.  HIM mostly appeals to teenage girls and the teenage boys who want to get into the pants of said teenage girls.  And both have horrible taste because HIM is an awful, awful band.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#10
June 10, 2010, 08:06:47 PM
Not to mention, wouldn't that logic then have to apply to every male who has listened to any other male sing a love song?

Which would mean that any dudes that listen to Otis Redding or Led Zeppelin are total fags.

LMNO

#11
June 10, 2010, 08:32:53 PM
What's your original language?

LMNO

#12
June 10, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
I'll tell you what: Preface every attempt with:

"I'm trying this in English, again.  Bear with me, and feel free to make suggestions."

That will remind us that you're not trying to be a douche, and we'll help, if we can.

P3nT4gR4m

#13
June 10, 2010, 09:13:02 PM
Also - stay away from obvious taboos (racism, sexism, homophobia, puns ... etc) until we get to know you a bit better. There's a reason an established poster can get away with calling another one "gay" (for example) and get away with it where a new member (or one who doesn't post much) would spark outrage. It's to do with knowing the person well enough to know it's a joke and, even then, misunderstandings happen from time to time.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#14
June 10, 2010, 09:15:22 PM
p3nt: stop being a fag
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