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ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson

Started by hooplala, June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM

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hooplala

Probably NSFW
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

Commercial or not, I approve of this message. Safety and first aid is very important.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Sir Squid Diddimus

If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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Jasper

I am now incapable of forgetting how to do CPR.

Rumckle

Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dimocritus

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 06:01:55 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?

:facepalm:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

hooplala

LMNO missed this, or it didn't interest him?  If it didn't interest him, this is truly the end times.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

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hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Elder Iptuous

the super sexy abdominal thrust vid is even bettar!

P3nT4gR4m

Ha! Next time I see someone who's drowned I'm totally gonna get wood :evil:

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