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ATTN LMNO: An Interesting CPR Lesson

Started by hooplala, June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM

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June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM Last Edit: June 10, 2010, 09:23:42 PM by Hoopla
Probably NSFW
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
June 11, 2010, 05:18:26 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 10, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
Probably NSFW

So.... was that a comercial in disguise?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Dimocritus

#2
June 11, 2010, 05:28:58 AM
Commercial or not, I approve of this message. Safety and first aid is very important.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3
June 11, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
June 11, 2010, 05:50:50 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 11, 2010, 05:30:27 AM
If that's what CPR is like, Ima throw myself in the pool with bricks in my pockets!


bgrgrgrgrgrggroooooow!

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#5
June 11, 2010, 05:52:40 AM
I am now incapable of forgetting how to do CPR.

Rumckle

#6
June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Jasper

#7
June 11, 2010, 06:01:55 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?

Rumckle

#8
June 11, 2010, 06:03:57 AM
 :argh!:  :lulz:
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Dimocritus

#9
June 11, 2010, 12:31:14 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on June 11, 2010, 06:01:55 AM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 11, 2010, 05:57:48 AM
Now the sex part of my brain is all mixed up with the people drowning part of my brain. This could be very awkward.

Does it make you wet?

:facepalm:
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

hooplala

#10
June 11, 2010, 03:21:40 PM
LMNO missed this, or it didn't interest him?  If it didn't interest him, this is truly the end times.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

LMNO

#11
June 11, 2010, 03:31:06 PM
Blockpage, iPhone doesn't do flash, etc.

hooplala

#12
June 11, 2010, 03:35:45 PM
aarrrgggghhhhh
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Elder Iptuous

#13
June 11, 2010, 04:30:41 PM
the super sexy abdominal thrust vid is even bettar!

P3nT4gR4m

#14
June 11, 2010, 04:35:46 PM
Ha! Next time I see someone who's drowned I'm totally gonna get wood :evil:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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