Author Topic: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog  (Read 11810 times)

Shibboleet The Annihilator

  • The
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 21781
    • View Profile
    • .
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #60 on: July 07, 2010, 02:45:18 pm »
Yeah, I always wondered if their first thoughts were, "OH FUCK! I CAN'T UNDO THAT!"

i have actually avoided tubgirl as well, and i have no idea how...

apart from snuff stuff like the pearl video, i would say that the 'ass pop' video was the most disturbing for me...

well to be fair, compared to that, you've pretty much seen it all (except for that BME/zen video which I dunno what happens after 20 seconds of urethra insertion and ball-piercings :x )

but tubgirl is just a girl in a bathtub, doing on orange fountain on her face with an OJ enema. they even thoughtfully pixelled out her cunt!

and goatse is even less worse. It's just a stretched anus.

See? You can watch things like this and shrug them off. They will no longer disturb you and you will become unfuckwithable.

Freeky

  • Can't breathe anymore.
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 14991
  • wat
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #61 on: July 07, 2010, 06:00:41 pm »
So...any of you guys and girls watched the Zentastic videos?

I got through the first two okay, and then I got to the bit in the third part with the scissors and gave a little shriek and closed the window.

Lucky for me, I am exceedingly good at not thinking about things.

ETA: That was my first week here. I haven't looked at that thread since. :horrormirth:
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 10:33:52 pm by Mistress Freeky, HRN »
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

Iron Sulfide

  • Gaping Fistula
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2133
  • Ablata At Alba
    • View Profile
    • High Viscosity Skeet Shoot
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #62 on: July 07, 2010, 08:21:17 pm »
yeah.
that was the most immediately cringemaking....
and it just keeps going after the initial accident, forcing you into the sucker's headspace.
you can absolutely taste the panic and the shame and the disbelief in the face of the obvious horror of the present moment.....

good lord.

Just throwing this out there: one probably shouldn't mix the experience of hallucinogens and 1M1J (lovingly called "ass pop").

You cannot be more in that person's headspace unless you're actually him. d/n/t (or do it, but post a lengthy description of your experience please.)
Ya' stupid Yank.

Dalek

  • Outlandish
  • ***
  • Posts: 456
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #63 on: July 10, 2010, 08:12:01 pm »
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?

BadBeast

  • BadBeast so totally fucking
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6650
  • Prefect Priapicus Fukmuk, Lord of the opening I
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #64 on: July 10, 2010, 08:54:38 pm »
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?
Humans and dolphins, having sex for pleasure?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

President Television

  • Told You I
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 2096
  • Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #65 on: July 10, 2010, 08:58:44 pm »
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?

Bonobos are also included in that group. And it isn't that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure, it's that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure all year round. Because, you know, we don't have a mating season.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

  • BadBeast so totally fucking
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6650
  • Prefect Priapicus Fukmuk, Lord of the opening I
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #66 on: July 10, 2010, 09:25:34 pm »
If humans and dolphings are the only animals who have sex for pleasure, why is that monkey raping the frog. Or is this just another of those "Did you know" bullshit facts?

Bonobos are also included in that group. And it isn't that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure, it's that they're the only animals that have sex for pleasure all year round. Because, you know, we don't have a mating season.
Humans, Chimps, Bonobos, and Gorillas are just about the only mammals whose females show no outward sign of when they are ovulating. That's why we tend to form long term relationships with out mates, so that we are always available to fill up their ladyparts with our sticky man's mess. attempt to impregnate them.

But as for being the only animals that have sex for pleasure, I don't believe that to be true. Dogs will often have sex with anything that's around, purely for pleasure, Horses, Elephants, Cattle, lots of mammals seem to enjoy having sex too.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 15822
  • Pull-Start Enema Wasteland
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #67 on: July 10, 2010, 11:11:52 pm »
Well, there's probably a distinction between "pleasure" and "instinctually doing it as often as possible"

BadBeast

  • BadBeast so totally fucking
  • Deserved It
  • ****
  • Posts: 6650
  • Prefect Priapicus Fukmuk, Lord of the opening I
    • View Profile
Re: ...and now, a chimpanzee skull-raping a frog
« Reply #68 on: July 10, 2010, 11:28:42 pm »
Well, there's probably a distinction between "pleasure" and "instinctually doing it as often as possible"
There very well may be, but far from being mutually exclusive, they seem to be hard wired together in humans. That's probably why we are so prone to addictive behaviour.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4