The Holy Land

[Freeky]

Fuck yeah.  I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.

PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.

ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.

That's sort of a shame, really.  You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.

I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.

[Doktor Howl]

Fuck yeah.  I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.

PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.

ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.

That's sort of a shame, really.  You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.

I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.

Um, that's not fabric.

[Freeky]

Fuck yeah.  I have no plans for the suburbs, and I judge cities by the crazies on their busses.

PDX will disappoint you, then. You could almost eat off the bus seats, and TriMet cops are some of the most heavy-handed of the notoriously "shoot first, shoot more later" PDX cops.

ETA: of course, if you just accept that the cops ARE the crazies on the busses/MAX rail, you might not be disappointed after all. If you spend a week there, there's a decent chance you'll witness the police shoot someone.

That's sort of a shame, really.  You can tell a lot about a city by the way they abuse their busses, and bloodstains are terribly common.

I prefer to think of them as part of the pattern of that awful fabric they use to try and soften the seats. That really is a putrid pattern.

Um, that's not fabric.

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!