The people I've met over the last two months, described by what job...

[Doktor Howl]

Walked into that one, didn't I?

Yeah, well, I held the door for ya.   

[Hoser McRhizzy]

Walked into that one, didn't I?

Yeah, well, I held the door for ya.   

Ever the gent(ile). 

[Doktor Howl]

Walked into that one, didn't I?

Yeah, well, I held the door for ya.   

Ever the gent(ile). 

I have to be gentile.  Jews cannot live in Newfoundland, after all, because there are no metal impliments for performing the bris.  Also, they lack the dew claws that you and I have, for clinging to rocks in gales.  They all drowned, and now the jackasses in Quebec call us anti-semites.  The bastards.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

I have to be gentile.  Jews cannot live in Newfoundland, after all, because there are no metal impliments for performing the bris.  Also, they lack the dew claws that you and I have, for clinging to rocks in gales. 

^Scientific fact^  But I have it on good authority that a bris could be improvised on Newfie soil with mussel shells, a bucket of Screech, and the threat of fish and brewis.  No one's tried it yet, but 2010 could be the year.

They all drowned, and now the jackasses in Quebec call us anti-semites.  The bastards.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

You would be an AWESOME teacher! I endorse it.

[Bu🤠ns]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

[Doktor Howl]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating. 

They don't know it's comical?

[Doktor Howl]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating. 

They don't know it's comical?

No, and don't tell them.  Or the mall cops/security guards that try the same shit.

[the last yatto]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.

+1

[Bu🤠ns]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

lail now to get one of those trademark mustaches!

That's not actually required, and the cop mustache is worn by tiny or fat cops, in an effort to look intimidating. 

They don't know it's comical?

No, and don't tell them.  Or the mall cops/security guards that try the same shit.

lol, oh yeah they're sensitive.  In high school one tried to ban me from the mall because of a simple, "Nice mustache".  Guy didn't realize I worked there and couldn't do anything--but then he probably didn't recognize me when I was wearing my suit and tie (as a Jewelry store salesman).

[BadBeast]

The Cop in the Village People had a moustache, and he wasn't tiny, or fat.

[Freeky]

The Cop in the Village People had a moustache, and he wasn't tiny, or fat.

It's a gay 'stache though, totally different class of 'stache.

[BadBeast]

Just had to remind myself, he wasn't really a Cop, either!

[President Television]

Just had to remind myself, he wasn't really a Cop, either!

And he wasn't really gay!