The people I've met over the last two months, described by what job...

[Doktor Howl]

...they'd be best at.

Richter:  Federal judge.

Suu:  Bartender.  In a Rehab video.  With a speargun.

Hoopla:  Bouncer at the Playboy Mansion.

Nurse Rhyzome:  Jesus.

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

Darth Cupcake:  Emily Latilla.  An evil Emily Latilla.

Cramulus:  Grade school teacher.  No, for real.

Cainad:  Professional wrestler.

LMNO:  Secretary of State.

September:  Random homeless guy.  Oh, wait.

Eve:  Hospital administrator.  She just looks like she'd be funny if you actually got her mad.

Nephew Twiddington:  Ambassador to Ireland.

Pope Tom:  Exotic dancer.  It was the sleeves, dude.

Have I forgotten anyone?

[Richter]

Leln, Nikki

Also, my roomie Steph / LDL is now dubbed "Nurse East" for her assistance with the Doktor's recordings. (Aka, willingness to go upside the head to keep him using his "friendly" voice.)

[Doktor Howl]

Leln, Nikki

Also, my roomie Steph / LDL is now dubbed "Nurse East" for her assistance with the Doktor's recordings. (Aka, willingness to go upside the head to keep him using his "friendly" voice.)

Leln:  Head archivist at the Smithsonian.  Or Cello player at the Met.

Stephanie:  Nurse East.

Nikki:  P!nk.

[Suu]

General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.

[Cramulus]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

[Doktor Howl]

General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.

General Stuart:  Assistant coach for the New York Yankees.  Yeah.  I went there.  

Herbert:  Extra for the next Road Warrior flick.

Deirdre:  Killing Bill.

Keith:  Exactly what he's doing now.  In Nashville.

[Doktor Howl]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

Maybe high school.  You'd be the kind of teacher people would refer back to, long after your death.

[Suu]

General Stuart, Herbert, Deirdre, and Keith.

General Stuart:  Assistant coach for the New York Yankees.  Yeah.  I went there.  

Herbert:  Extra for the next Road Warrior flick.

Deirdre:  Killing Bill.

Keith:  Exactly what he's doing now.  In Nashville.

[Richter]

Richter:  Federal judge.

Two levels of .  The fun I'd have on the good days, and knowing EXACTLY the expression I'd be wearing on the bad.  (dubbed the "I am being irritiated again" look)

[Doktor Howl]

Richter:  Federal judge.

Two levels of .  The fun I'd have on the good days, and knowing EXACTLY the expression I'd be wearing on the bad.  (dubbed the "I am being irritiated again" look)

You have a judge face...Which is close to, but not exactly, a cop face.

[Eater of Clowns]

EoC

Also,

[Doktor Howl]

EoC

Also,

EoC:  Head of internal security for Raoul Castro.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

...they'd be best at.

Richter:  Federal judge.

Suu:  Bartender.  In a Rehab video.  With a speargun.

Hoopla:  Bouncer at the Playboy Mansion.

Nurse Rhyzome:  Jesus.

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

Darth Cupcake:  Emily Latilla.  An evil Emily Latilla.

Cramulus:  Grade school teacher.  No, for real.

Cainad:  Professional wrestler.

LMNO:  Secretary of State.

September:  Random homeless guy.  Oh, wait.

Eve:  Hospital administrator.  She just looks like she'd be funny if you actually got her mad.

Nephew Twiddleton:  Ambassador to Ireland.

Pope Tom:  Exotic dancer.  It was the sleeves, dude.

Have I forgotten anyone?

Fixed, agus go raibh maith agat! (and thanks)

Funny enough I applied for a job at the Consulate on Boylston St, about a block down from Copley Square.
They wouldn't have me. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

dude

I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.

Cainad:  Professional wrestler.

RINGWORM AHOY! Troof though, I'd be a pain to wrestle with all the pointy bone spikes I have sticking out of me.

[notathing]

pick me

oh do burns too