The people I've met over the last two months, described by what job...

[PopeTom]

...they'd be best at.

Pope Tom:  Exotic dancer.  It was the sleeves, dude.

And that's exactly what I'd be doing if the right-wing and libertarian elements of American political (inter/dis)course didn't ruin being a tea bagger.

[hooplala]

Yeah, I'd toss Jeremy Piven out on his fucking ear.

[Doktor Howl]

pick me

oh do burns too

1.  I haven't met you.

2.  Burns:  Cop.

3.  Daruko:  Fermilab physicist.

[Darth Cupcake]

Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

dude

I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.

Likewise.

I'd find a willing chick, get a turkey baster, and move.

[Cramulus]

I hereby extend a one-time offer to educate your children, regardless of my teacher status, using the CRAMULUS METHOD.




IT'S FOOLPROOF I TELLS YA

[AFK]

I dunno, I think my daughter is a little young to be learning about GASMs. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I hereby extend a one-time offer to educate your children, regardless of my teacher status, using the CRAMULUS METHOD.




IT'S FOOLPROOF I TELLS YA

My son is of perfect brain "fixing" age.
I'd trust ya

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I dunno, I think my daughter is a little young to be learning about GASMs. 

Sorry, I have a daughter too, much older than yours, and RWHN I have to agree with you on this!!! 

[Dimocritus]

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...

[Doktor Howl]

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...

You would have...Because it's "pursuing".

[Dimocritus]

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...

You would have...Because it's "pursuing".

Garrrggghhh...

[Doktor Howl]

Dimo:  City worker in the Bronx.

And I thought I'd be better off persuing my education, while all along I could have been sexually harrasing women while wearing a bright orange reflector vest and a hardhat...

You would have...Because it's "pursuing".

Garrrggghhh...

Doktor knows best.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

I don't get it, and it's STILL funny... How does that work?


Loved meeting you, your Green Gentleman and hoops, btw.  Remains the only good time I've ever had at a Starbucks.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't get it, and it's STILL funny... How does that work?


Loved meeting you, your Green Gentleman and hoops, btw.  Remains the only good time I've ever had at a Starbucks.

1.  I am a Doktor.

2.  Likewise.  I will probably be in Toronto next summer, look forward to seeing you and Hoops again, and will send horrormirth supplies ahead.

[Hoser McRhizzy]

1.  I am a Doktor.

Walked into that one, didn't I?

2.  Likewise.  I will probably be in Toronto next summer, look forward to seeing you and Hoops again, and will send horrormirth supplies ahead.

I both fear and eagerly await !supplies! (and the visit, of course).