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[hooplala]

I'm sure its much more common than anyone wants to think about.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Eh well I do know it's an old law that single men cannot own sheep in the state of Tennessee. 

[Jenne]

Eh well I do know it's an old law that single men cannot own sheep in the state of Tennessee. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

In the choppy seas of modern living, this is what we call a crest.

It's a situation so absurd it can't help but acknowledge its own absurdity. It's self aware. And in doing so it tries to pass off the absurdity as everyday-normal. Maybe it is everyday-normal? Either way, the bar has been raised.

The Creator's Rights Party, fighting against abortion, and for your right to secede, blow shit up, kill your son, and fuck your mule.


I doubt he'll win. I think the mule fucking is sufficient to exclude him. Then again, if Georgia elects this guy, I will happily endorse their secession.

Helps that his name is Horsley. 

Yup, I am 12.  But think of the headlines! "Candidate Horsley 'loved' by Mule"...

:zing:

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So we go from haning horse thieves to electing horse fuckers? 

[Doktor Howl]

So we go from haning horse thieves to electing horse fuckers? 

Why not?   

At least they're amusing, which is really all I expect from elected officials.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

So we go from haning horse thieves to electing horse fuckers? 

Why not?   

At least they're amusing, which is really all I expect from elected officials.

This is very true, the irony just struck me a bit.... 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So we go from haning horse thieves to electing horse fuckers? 

Why not?   

At least they're amusing, which is really all I expect from elected officials.

This is very true, the irony just struck me a bit.... 

Well it was his mule. Maybe that's where Thomas Granger went wrong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Granger