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TOUCHDOWN JESUS INCINERATED BY GOD

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

June 21, 2010, 02:34:10 PM
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/06/15/touchdown-jesus-burns-to-ground-as-porn-shop-goes-unscathed/

QuoteThe "Touchdown Jesus," a six-story tall statue (also known as "Big Butter Jesus") outside an Ohio church, was torched by a lightning bolt late Monday night and completely incinerated. In a demonstration of God's keen sense of irony, the "Hollywood Hustler" sign at a nearby porn shop was left unscathed, .

Quote"God struck God, I like the irony. Jesus struck Jesus," Dawn Smith, 25, told the Dayton Daily News. "I had to see it. What else are you going to do on a Monday night?"

:lulz:

Captain Utopia

#1
June 21, 2010, 02:56:00 PM

:lulz:

I liked this bit too: "Church founder and former horse trader Lawrence Bishop and his wife paid $250,000 for the statue in an attempt to help people, according to the Associated Press." -- I just find it interesting the depths to which people can confuse attention-seeking with charity.

AFK

#2
June 21, 2010, 03:17:24 PM
Maybe if they had made the thing out of Ramen Noodles and invited poor people to make a pilgrimage and eat his noodly appendages. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
June 21, 2010, 04:36:58 PM
Wow, that thing was made out of styrofoam? No wonder it lit the fuck up. Rather tacky. And funny considering that it is from the "Solid Rock Church"
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#4
June 21, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
I now have the Temple of the Dog song "Wooden Jesus" stuck in my head, cept it's now Touchdown Jesus. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#5
June 21, 2010, 06:51:59 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 21, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
I now have the Temple of the Dog song "Wooden Jesus" stuck in my head, cept it's now Touchdown Jesus. 

DAMMIT RWHN  :crankey:

President Television

#6
June 21, 2010, 07:16:10 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 21, 2010, 05:49:25 PM
I now have the Tom Waits song "Chocolate Jesus" stuck in my head, cept it's now Touchdown Jesus. 
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

AFK

#7
June 21, 2010, 07:47:57 PM
Also Quicksand Jesus by Skid Row. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#8
June 21, 2010, 07:48:55 PM
I've got "The Levellers" rendition of plastic Jesus. Seems appropriate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydESXqIOyHw
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Bruno

#9
June 21, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Jesus Jones -- "I'm Burning"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwKYlDjG5E
Formerly something else...

BadBeast

#10
June 21, 2010, 08:41:47 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 21, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Jesus Jones -- "I'm Burning"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwKYlDjG5E
I went to school with their frontman, Mike Edwards.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#11
June 21, 2010, 08:59:38 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 21, 2010, 08:41:47 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 21, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Jesus Jones -- "I'm Burning"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwKYlDjG5E
I went to school with their frontman, Mike Edwards.

Right There?  Right Then? 

Are you for real, real, real?

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#12
June 21, 2010, 09:10:05 PM
:facepalm:

BadBeast

#13
June 21, 2010, 09:54:37 PM Last Edit: June 21, 2010, 10:16:43 PM by BadBeast
Quote from: RWHN on June 21, 2010, 08:59:38 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 21, 2010, 08:41:47 PM
Quote from: Jerry_Frankster on June 21, 2010, 08:30:16 PM
Jesus Jones -- "I'm Burning"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojwKYlDjG5E
I went to school with their frontman, Mike Edwards.

Right There?  Right Then?  

Are you for real, real, real?


Yeah, for real real real. (Doesn't mean I think they're any good though)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LaughingOtter

#14
June 21, 2010, 11:14:07 PM
"Are You Drinking With Me, Jesus?" --- Mojo Nixon
Yeah, we thought that was ironically hilarious. Gonna be fun explaining that to the insurance company. Wonder if they had an "Act of God" clause?
Beer and Pinball, Dammit!
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