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Orc and Pie

Started by Cramulus, June 21, 2010, 02:53:01 PM

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LMNO

#30
June 25, 2010, 03:15:51 PM
I begin eating oranges.

Cain

#31
June 25, 2010, 03:18:44 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 25, 2010, 03:13:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on June 25, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
I cast "detect evil".

it turns out that you are evil


I wonder how often wizards discover their alignment by accident like that

OK, I cast spell "locate orc".

I then use one of my metamagic feats which converts all spells to do ice damage.  I then use another of my metamagic feats to convert that ice damage to electrical damage.  I then cast fell drain.  The orc takes 4 pts of damage per round and loses a level.

LMNO

#32
June 25, 2010, 03:27:58 PM
I continue eating oranges.

Nephew Twiddleton

#33
June 25, 2010, 03:55:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2010, 03:27:58 PM
I continue eating oranges.

If you eat too much fruit you won't have much of an appetite for pie.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#34
June 25, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

LMNO

#35
June 25, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
I continue eating oranges.  I also remove my pance, and point my buttocks in the direction of the orc.

And eat more oranges.

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
June 25, 2010, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 25, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

Supposed to be a double entendre  :)

Plus LMNO will have to go through a lot before he gets hungry again.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#37
June 25, 2010, 04:10:00 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2010, 04:09:09 PM
I continue eating oranges.  I also remove my pance, and point my buttocks in the direction of the orc.

And eat more oranges.

ohshit....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
June 25, 2010, 06:04:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 25, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
in my experience, it makes you hungry for anything but oranges

I was eating non-orange things... in fact, I ate a large pasta dinner right before consuming the last 6 oranges. It was probably the only thing that made it possible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#39
June 26, 2010, 08:17:37 PM
I check the ceiling for traps.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
June 26, 2010, 08:29:55 PM
I love this game. This might be the only role-playing game simple enough for me to understand.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

#41
June 28, 2010, 06:06:01 AM
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.
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AFK

#42
June 29, 2010, 05:52:07 PM
I shapeshift into Richard Simmons and lecture the Orc about how the pie is going to make it fat and convince him to join my new program "Sweating with the Orcies". 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Reginald Ret

#43
June 29, 2010, 08:27:02 PM
I take a generic gold ring and scratch a 1 in it.
'Hey orc, wanna trade?'
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
June 29, 2010, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Nast on June 28, 2010, 06:06:01 AM
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.

Awww! :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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