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Orc and Pie

Started by Cramulus, June 21, 2010, 02:53:01 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nigel on June 29, 2010, 08:35:39 PM
Quote from: Nast on June 28, 2010, 06:06:01 AM
I ask the orc if it would like to share the pie, as I have also brought along some deviled eggs and combining these resources we could have a picnic.

Awww! :)

That is pretty heartwarming.
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Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Cramulus on June 29, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

Sorry Nast. Fruit basket.

So why roll the dice then?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 29, 2010, 09:00:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 29, 2010, 08:56:12 PM
roll for it

if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is EVEN, the Orc eats with him all peacefully
if the seconds in the time stamp on Nast's next post is ODD, the Orc will use his skull as a fruit basket

Sorry Nast. Fruit basket.

So why roll the dice then?


Oh, NEXT post. whoops
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Nephew Twiddleton

Killing me to.

Damn it Nast, POST!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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Not really, but somebody had to make that horrible joke.
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Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nast

Yay! My head remains as unserviceable to fruit as ever!

:)
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nast on July 02, 2010, 07:01:08 AM
Yay! My head remains as unserviceable to fruit as ever!

:)


Hurrah!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS