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Orc and Pie

Started by Cramulus, June 21, 2010, 02:53:01 PM

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The Wizard

I shake up my mountain Dew and fire the explosive fizz at him.
Insanity we trust.

Freeky

I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.

Elder Iptuous

I point to the fact that he currently has people raping him, Mtn Dewing him, throwing blackberries at him,  'crying gaming' him, etc. all in the confines of this 10x10 room.

Then i tell him that i'll invite 30 more people from the deepest depraved corners of the internet in here if'n he doesn't cough up the pie.

The Wizard

QuoteThen i tell him that i'll invite 30 more people from the deepest depraved corners of the internet in here if'n he doesn't cough up the pie.

Damn, that's just sick. Wish I'd thought of it.
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

I object.  The standard dungeon room is 30' square, not 10' square.  Everyone knows that.  I mean, it's common sense, really.  If you're digging through solid rock, you want to dig as much as possible.

I can't even bring myself to envision this combat.  You'll simply have to move your orc to a 30'X30' room...or maybe a classic ell-shaped room.  Like in the good old days.  You spoiled-ass gamers have no idea how easy you have it.  Why, in my day, we didn't have "saving throws", we just cowboy'd up and took our lumps.  No dice, either.  Not even those numbered chits.  We whacked our heads against the table edge until we started bleeding, and then counted the drops of blood.  You had to WANT your crits, back in THOSE days.  grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble
Molon Lube

The Wizard

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Quotegrumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn desert.

Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 22, 2010, 04:49:41 AM
Quotegrumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn.



I don't have a lawn (desert), but yeah.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on June 22, 2010, 04:49:41 AM
Quotegrumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn.



Scariest old guy ever.

The Wizard

QuoteScariest old guy ever

The hate he's directing at us is almost palpable.
Insanity we trust.

Chairman Risus

And the radio said "No, John. You are the orc."
Then John had the pie.

Nephew Twiddleton

Oh, yes, and I take the pie quietly out of the room while the orc goes  :fap:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 21, 2010, 06:12:17 PM
I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.

Freeky stole my move.

Freeky

Quote from: LMNO on June 25, 2010, 02:43:01 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on June 21, 2010, 06:12:17 PM
I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.

Freeky stole my move.

Don't you just hate kill steals?  :mrgreen:

Cain

I cast "detect evil".

Cramulus

Quote from: Cain on June 25, 2010, 03:13:06 PM
I cast "detect evil".

it turns out that you are evil


I wonder how often wizards discover their alignment by accident like that