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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2010, 06:07:41 pm »
I shake up my mountain Dew and fire the explosive fizz at him.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2010, 06:12:17 pm »
I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2010, 01:13:02 am »
I point to the fact that he currently has people raping him, Mtn Dewing him, throwing blackberries at him,  'crying gaming' him, etc. all in the confines of this 10x10 room.

Then i tell him that i'll invite 30 more people from the deepest depraved corners of the internet in here if'n he doesn't cough up the pie.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2010, 02:31:49 am »
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Then i tell him that i'll invite 30 more people from the deepest depraved corners of the internet in here if'n he doesn't cough up the pie.

Damn, that's just sick. Wish I'd thought of it.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2010, 02:36:09 am »
I object.  The standard dungeon room is 30' square, not 10' square.  Everyone knows that.  I mean, it's common sense, really.  If you're digging through solid rock, you want to dig as much as possible.

I can't even bring myself to envision this combat.  You'll simply have to move your orc to a 30'X30' room...or maybe a classic ell-shaped room.  Like in the good old days.  You spoiled-ass gamers have no idea how easy you have it.  Why, in my day, we didn't have "saving throws", we just cowboy'd up and took our lumps.  No dice, either.  Not even those numbered chits.  We whacked our heads against the table edge until we started bleeding, and then counted the drops of blood.  You had to WANT your crits, back in THOSE days.  grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2010, 04:49:41 am »
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grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn desert.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #21 on: June 22, 2010, 05:04:13 am »
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grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn.



I don't have a lawn (desert), but yeah.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #22 on: June 22, 2010, 05:04:54 am »
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grumble grumble kids these days grumble grumble

And get off your lawn.



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If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #23 on: June 22, 2010, 05:17:12 am »
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Scariest old guy ever

The hate he's directing at us is almost palpable.
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2010, 10:02:43 pm »
And the radio said "No, John. You are the orc."
Then John had the pie.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2010, 10:05:55 pm »
Oh, yes, and I take the pie quietly out of the room while the orc goes  :fap:
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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2010, 02:43:01 pm »
I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.

Freeky stole my move.

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #27 on: June 25, 2010, 03:11:26 pm »
I take my pance off and attempt raping the orc to death.

Freeky stole my move.

Don't you just hate kill steals?  :mrgreen:
If someone does the ďFine, youíre right, Iím clearly a terrible person, Iím Satan, Iím the worst person alive, I should just dieĒ thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #28 on: June 25, 2010, 03:13:06 pm »
I cast "detect evil".

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Re: Orc and Pie
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2010, 03:13:48 pm »
I cast "detect evil".

it turns out that you are evil


I wonder how often wizards discover their alignment by accident like that