Limerick game thread

[Nephew Twiddleton]

To clarify:

BadBeast- specify teabag in question.
Freeky- propose next topic.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

enti

One day, whilst prospecting for crude,
BP got their oil pipe chewed,
now their share price has dropped
cuz their gusher got popped,
and the East coast is slippery and screwed.

NT,Tea Bags

Tea Bags as in American political morons, or tea bags as in the dregs in the bag in your cup of tea?

entirely up to you.

Let's go with actual tea bags. (Unless someone has a really good Tea Bagger limerick).
Plus whatever Freeky pitches.

[BadBeast]

OK, Beverage tea. (English Breakfast)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

OK, Beverage tea. (English Breakfast)

Not Darjeeling?

Edit: "Earl Grey. Hot." Chai, etc.... lol
BadBeast, I may have to go to the store in the morning and remind myself what English Breakfast tastes like.

[BadBeast]

same as it always did, (A cup of tea, a cigarette, and a good cough)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

same as it always did, (A cup of tea, a cigarette, and a good cough)

Meant to send this as PM but:
It's like 6:15 in the morning there. Are you a night owl or just wake up early?

Somehow can't send.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

same as it always did, (A cup of tea, a cigarette, and a good cough)

What I've always gotten at  my grandparents house was either Salada or Lipton...



And when I'm over there I usually go to the coffee house and get an Americano

:further shudder:

[BadBeast]

we get that here too, but we call it 'Coffee'.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

we get that here too, but we call it 'Coffee'.

Yeah, in Boston, Americano is four shots of Espresso in pint form.

[BadBeast]

That's like, six big jars of instant coffee in one cup!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's like, six big jars of instant coffee in one cup!

Well, yeah, over there. Instant is blesphemy over here, sir!

(Unless you fought in WWII)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There once was a man from Tralee
Who liked to imbibe English Tea
Along with the rashers
And his girlfriend's gasher
Now that's a good wake up, you agree?

Will post NT when Freeky posts hers, or about two days pass.

[BadBeast]

I did Omaha Beach, in 'Medal of Honour' Allied Assault, does that count?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I did Omaha Beach, in 'Medal of Honour' Allied Assault, does that count?

Ok, not a gamer, but going to wing it, assuming coffee topic:

If you played Her Majesty's Army, then no. Brits will never get coffee unless they become American.
If you played USA, and have compared instant vs percolated/French Press IRL, then yes.

Fuck, I'm an American and I apparently don't get coffee, according to Death Coffee recipe.

[BadBeast]

Tea it is then.